This is a much better looking style than Adam Ellis’s old buzzfeed art style but I don’t know if the joke lands any better.
Wait, is this Adam Ellis??
She makes me want to play Rift of the Necrodancer.
I could use a hug and/or girlfriend…
don’t we all
Best I can do is internet high five. I smacked my hand on the phone screen. You do the same.
Edit: I’m slapping the shit out of my phone screen. There are more than enough high fives to go around for all of you. Do NOT put any other part of your body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.
here you go: ✋
Do NOT put any other body to your phone screen as I ONLY consent to virtual high five and no other virtual hand activity.
Thanks for patting my head. Get scammed lmfao
ಠ_ಠ
Be thankful they didn’t do something worse, I guess
Sorry, I intercepted it.
Kapwing! I redirected your intercept back on course.
I did that water drop thing from Kung Fu Panda 2 to strategically and majestically lead it off course once more
I also want to use your girlfriend
Hug if true.
🫂
What are your weekend plans? Getting out there?
I’m sick, so nothing :(
If Millenial, why Hate Wife-shaped?
A lot of guys do hate their girlfriends, and view them as sex dispensers and maids.
Being trans didn’t even help me escape. It really fucking sucks at the end of a 7 year old relationship to finally understand that you were there to make his peepee feel good and clean up after him while he plays vidya. Difficult for me to even believe love exists lol.
That blows. Being in a relationship has been the hardest experience of my life. I’ve had to step up in a lot of ways, and so has my SO. But we’re both happy together and are in it for the long haul.
You deserve someone that chooses to improve themself for you!
it’s not his wife, nor his girlfriend
She says “hugged by his quirky girlfriend” which suggests they might be, or at least that’s how she sees the relationship. Could be clearer.
yeah judging by the guy’s response it seems like he’s not interested in her, and maybe she’s trying to change his mind?
also the artist of this comic is gay so maybe the guy in this comic is too and that’s why he’s uninterested
No something sinister is going on and I’m going to be angry about it dangit
oh sorry my bad, you’re totally right!!
Well that’s a rude thing to say to your… girlfriend?
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I couldn’t figure it out
Like the very worst reading of it would have someone thinking the author is… well I don’t want to say because I don’t believe it
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Maybe you can hear someone thinking “incel” even though highly doubt
Maybe she’s a clingy lady who finds him attractive and is overly forward but the feeling isn’t mutual.
Or she just isnt his girlfriend and is simply being an invasive asshole.
That was how I read it at first too, but she at least implies that she is his “quirky girlfriend” depending on how you interpret it.
I think the implication is that she is his girlfriend and he just wants to break up.
Which is a bit weird, because look at that t-shirt. She’s clearly marriage material.
Perhaps they’re in what the kids call a “situationship”.
I deleted it. Now you can sleep, gofsckyourself@lemmy.world.
Was it good porn
No, it was a heavily pixelated low quality poster with some nude girls and the caption ‘Invasive Assholes’.
Fun fact: spoiler tags do not work across all lemmy platforms.
Not my fault for them not working everywhere. But yeah, it is my fault for not reading community rules. Sry.
Thanks for owning it. Didn’t see this blowing up in the way it did, and deleting was probably the best call. Tbf I chuckled, but also knew this wasn’t the right place for it. No pearls were clutched, but images like that are for my OTHER account.
Time and place, my guy. One, you didn’t mark this as NSFW, and two this isn’t a NSFW community.
NSFW tags are only available for posts, not comments. He did use the spoiler tag and mentioned that it contains NSFW content. But as some said, some clients don’t interpret them correctly which isn’t really his fault (one would assume that to work consistently…)
- TIL you cannot NSFW tag a comment. Thank you.
- No not originally he didn’t, when I replied there was nothing but the image itself. Spoiler tags work on my client but this wasn’t spoilered.
Yeah sry, couldn’t find the nsfw tag. Thought people might not mind.
Why the hell are you posting porn? Did you actually think that people would like that? Go back to 4chan.
Oh no, someone has unlicensed fun!
Well, fifteen people did. Anyways, sry. It was meant to be a joke.
Bad joke in the wrong place. It’s clearly stated in the community that NSFW content like that is prohibited. That allows people to expect not to randomly run into porn when they don’t want to. Yet here you are shoving porn into people faces against their will. “Other people like it” is not an excuse for selfishness like this.
You say “sry” but you still don’t remove your comment and the fact you don’t even bother to spell out the word belies that sentiment. I hope you see how bafflingly rude you’ve been here.
the fact you don’t even bother to spell out the word belies that sentiment
bafflingly rude
Because no one thinks someone is gonna take a stupid Image this seriously. I’m really sorry I broke the rules I didn’t bother to read, but I’m honestly not sorry you’re pissed. You can do as your username suggests. chill lol. Imagine getting yourself worked over the rules of an internet community.
You’re missing the point. I’m not chastising you because of the rule alone.
I already said this before:
That allows people to expect not to randomly run into porn
Do you think everyone is okay with just having porn on their phone out in public?
It’s clearly stated in the community
Always tickles my funny bone when people assume anyone’s reading the sidebar when most apps do their damndest to hide it behind multiple clicks or taps
hope you see how bafflingly rude you’ve been here.
And I hope you see how bafflingly naive you are, the dude doesn’t give a shit if you considered it rude or not (especially from someone with a name like that, bruh)
It’s your obligation to make sure you abide by the rules of the community when you are participating in it. So, yes, a person should assume that the sidebar is read. I can understand skipping reading the rules when you are making a normal comment, but if you’re going to post literal porn, then you better damn well check the rules first because most communities would not allow it.
It’s not naive to hope a message gets across. In fact, I said “hope” specifically because it’s not an expectation, as they’ve shown evidence to not care about others. Though, it’s odd they would waste their time with a meaningless reply to my comment if they at least didn’t care at least a little; thus, the hope.
Lastly, I hope you realize how much of an ass you’ve made yourself out to be considering how you’ve made apparent your capability of being ignorant and hasty. Particularly in that you did not even fully read my username and instead assumed you know what my username is. I suggest you familiarize yourself with Linux, on top of your clearly dire need to learn how to not jump to conclusions and out yourself as a fool. However, I’m confident my hope won’t be met with a positive result, since your comment serves no purpose other than an attempt to be rude for fun. I pity puny people that placate their propensity for pleasure by pathetically peddling pejorative speech upon other people.
I laughed, my dude.
Well I thought it was funny
I have coworkers who hug on success. They’ll look over at my desk and do little air pats.
Honestly the the first time had people respect that. 🙏
