Purple for me. Fortunately I like it too.

“Thank you for all you do.” Is my go to.

I regularly beef with the kindest regards lady. She’s a lazy ass lol

Gave a book club with elderly. Chose 1984 for January.

A woman literally said after we had discussed this that the salute wasn’t the salute.

The Jewish woman next to hers fingernails were about to grip through her own wrist.

Shocking to see the dissonance in real time like this and then.

Dunno why I thought it was like from 05

Explain this to your grandfather

The Yoko Taro technique

He’s actually not sick he’s just been shitting everywhere in his return to monke

This is one of those things you’d pass in an internet musuem. 4chan circa 20xx

I tried to learn superfile thinking it could make terminal more exciting but nah.

Gimme that comfy file explorer gui.

Totally agree.

This is one of the most humanizing videos I’ve seen.

Fucking tragic.

It makes them ungrateful.

The charging port will only be accessible after loggin in through HPSMART

I need an ass slider

Hot format. Invest invest INVEST

I was just starting at current job and former boss made me be this guy to IT.

She said call them it’s taking too long. I blew that poor fuckers phone up so much he eventually answered and said " let me explain how things work here" through clenched teeth

Never again lol felt like such a dickhead, rightfully.

How you gonna wear some fingerless gloves before you throw a molotov?

Like the point is to not have the fingerprint lmfao

Retirement home User IT.

Easy hours, easy work, OK pay, appreciated everyday.

Has been my sweet spot.

Hope you find something. I worked food service at retirment place during covid and wanted to die. That dread feeling as the first thought when you wake up is no way to live a life. Good luck bb

We threw out GALLONS of food everyday. If that cunt middle manager saw someone getting a to go plate before it was scooped into the trash shed write you up.

It must attract a specific kinda of person.

Dominoes = liquid shit central

Use to work at a bistro where they didn’t keep track of that stuff as it was a retirement home and management was fucked during covid.

Gave away soooooo much shit. They had a 3 side rule with a meal and pretty much anything was a side. 3 sodas? Go for it. 6 cookies why not? Take all 8 of our French silk pies that’s your meal for today and tomorrow. fuck it.

“Get skrekked Green fag” - 🥦 battalion