You live next to the world’s fattest man? Amazing!

At the rate those things get spewed out, you can use pretty much any dictionary word and it’ll be the name of some kind of software tool. Probably in javascript.

Emacs has scripts that can do almost anything. If you wanted to, you could pretty much replace your graphical desktop with Emacs and still do pretty much everything you do. vi is an editor.

It could be a reference to 1572. The so called St Barthelemy Massacre.

US people like to give everything a different name. They often repurpose names from elsewhere thus bringing much confusion to online spaces. It’s their thing.

It is in the latest versions but it’s very recent. The default has always been single click. They changed it because of windows users.

I think I tried it years ago. But it didn’t really work with the windows ui for some reason. Nowadays I don’t use it often enough to bother personalising it.

The amount of times I’ve had to say “No, you have to double click to open folders”

That’s a real problem when you’re used to Kde and have to use a windows machine.

(Why is this damn thing so slow ? Oooh, right, double click)

Well, it doesn’t roll off the tongue in the same way, that’s for sure.

I’m surprised they don’t have a study saying you need five daily grams of micro plastics yet.

Why did this lovecraftian horror crawl out of the beyond and into a frying pan?

Every image text has to be misspelled. It’s mandatory.

Lots of people do the exact opposite and nobody seems to find anything wrong with it.

So wine ends up being better than the Microsoft stuff. Not really surprising I suppose.

I’ll have to take your word for that. I thought that people got desktops running on it. But then I don’t get to use windows very often.

I think you should just write it for Linux. Since Windows has that Linux Windows Thing (I don’t remember what it’s called), it’ll probably work there as well as long as you mark it as a dependency.

That seems like a lot of work for very little gain.

Oooh, is it that game where you have to guess a number? I mean he didn’t invent it but I’m sure he wrote it at some point.

Well, he did read things that he was invited to read, he even admitted to it, so it’s completely his fault. Clear cut case.

Could you please put them in a small bag to go?