• humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    4 months ago

    Ultra high cost of living about to go through the roof higher. Hitler level loyalty oath required to not be harassed, and even campaigners have gotten face eaten by leopard deportation or fired. There are many cheaper places in world to live in, without having to pay as much for access.

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    4 months ago

    Officer: Sir, do you have a green card?
    Rich brown guy: No, but I have a gold–
    Officer: proceeds to beat Rich Brown Guy

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    4 months ago

    These are the same cards that used to require 1 million in cash and 4 million in small business investment with proven local employees right?

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      4 months ago

      Remember when he delayed the COVID stimulus checks because he wanted his name on them? He has zero shame.

  • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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    how is this not the onion is sounds EXACTLY like an onion article even moreso than any other ive ever seen

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      4 months ago

      There is substantial resentment on my side against rich oligarchs buying up German real estate and causing the COL crisis we are currently in.

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    4 months ago

    Question: We have recently seen that the government can and will revoke green cards at will, why would anybody be interested in this knowing that it offers them at best ephemeral protections.

    • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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      Money guarantees that. You know who doesn’t have 5 million bucks? A student studying in USA who might protest against genocide in Gaza. You know who has 5 millions? People like Venesuelan cartel members.

      This is just asinine and reeks of similar level of greed as selling bath water to thirsty horny teenagers. It’s no fucking different. It’s just a gold card with ugly Trump’s face for a lot more money.

        • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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          Well I wasn’t think of that BEFORE you posted…but I am NOW!!!

          UGH!!! Now I’m wondering if the bath water washes off his suntan and turns the water orange. YOU DID THIS!!! YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IN MY HEAD!!!

          burns your house down

          No jury would convict me.

          • RejZoR@lemmy.ml
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            4 months ago

            And in 1 week time you’ll see news with Trump selling his bath water in front of White House lmao

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      It’s not about citizenship, it’s about access. They know that it doesn’t guarantee citizenship or protection, that’s what the rest of their money is for.

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    Well, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice.

    But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.