Belle Delphine is not greedy she’s amazing and if I keep giving her money she’ll notice me.

Don’t visit this site without a great adblocker.

It’s an interesting choice to put the communist on top.

We have a squad of fecal cheerleaders at my work.

City Attorney Stefanie Stalheim told investigators she had spoken to Ross about a police officer’s suicide just minutes before she received a video of the mayor going to town on himself.

Nothing like some classy yellow journalism from the NYP.

Sometimes you take a shit and other times you leave one.

Reminds me of the time I dumped cranberry juice on my asshole.

He who goes to bed with itchy asshole wakes up with stinky finger.

Could you imagine lubing up the front of that duck billed high speed train and having it plough into your ass at full speed?

My favorite was when Gallowboob would remove posts and repost them himself.

They should have strapped a fleshlight to it.

Remember on Reddit post karma was considered the easy one to get?

That wasn’t the sh.itjust.works or lemm.ee conservative communities.

Donald J Musk stopped posting for the better part of a week and almost all activity stopped on their comms for a while.

Must be fun talking to yourself through different accounts :)

I think it’s very kind hearted that they think a parking lot door ding on a Tesla is only worth 5 years.

If you think butt stuff is kinda stinky you should try an Essex lady.

Shit smells like a harbor at low tide.

I guess they can just go fuck themselves with that intersection then.

Yeah I was just wondering if red/green color-blindness is a thing.

I don’t think there was ever a serious systematic concern that Lemmy was a worse place then Reddit for women but it was that viral thing about who you’d rather come across in the woods a man or a bear.

The main person accusing Lemmy of being a terrible place still posts here constantly so take that as you’d like.

Leave it in the dryer like that for a week or two.