• x00z@lemmy.world
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    6 hours ago

    Well, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice.

    But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.

  • BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee
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    7 hours ago

    how is this not the onion is sounds EXACTLY like an onion article even moreso than any other ive ever seen

  • Burninator05@lemmy.world
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    7 hours ago

    Why would an immigrant want to come here right now? Trump just sent a bunch of people to El Salvador to rot in prison with no due process. A fancy card wouldn’t save them any more than the court order saved Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia.

  • selkiesidhe@lemm.ee
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    10 hours ago

    When you’re that gross to look at, you’d think he’d want to avoid reminding people that that is what he looks like but no…

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    Ultra high cost of living about to go through the roof higher. Hitler level loyalty oath required to not be harassed, and even campaigners have gotten face eaten by leopard deportation or fired. There are many cheaper places in world to live in, without having to pay as much for access.

  • wirebeads@lemmy.ca
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    10 hours ago

    One of the most worthless human beings to ever walk the earth. What a disaster. First it’s a Tesla yard sale on the White House front lawn and now it’s a monopoly gold card with that ugly Nazis face adorned in it.

    Dude is craving attention so much that he needed to put his face on something.

    His face should be centred inside of a bullseye.

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      4 hours ago

      Remember when he delayed the COVID stimulus checks because he wanted his name on them? He has zero shame.

  • Donjuanme@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    These are the same cards that used to require 1 million in cash and 4 million in small business investment with proven local employees right?