I don’t care if this makes me a bad person, I get such immense satisfaction from this kind of emotional blowout. It’s so fulfilling to see bona fide narcissists fail then go hysterical about it❤️
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Unexpected Gilgamesh. Well done!
G I R U G A M E S H ! ! !
I think I just cringed at my self.
ow.
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fake and gay
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yes “I could have you if I wanted”
i mean, in some twisted sense of the word, if they were a better/different person, they could have them.
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Like offering a horse
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So… in other words, fake and gay
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The fake ones do.
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I was just goofin, I don’t have any sort of insight into that, I just saw gay and needed to add fake. It was important for dumb brain
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I’m not sure about that. One of the gay dudes on our discord is constantly making shit up stories based off crap he read on the internet he thinks the rest of us have somehow not seen already.
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????
Girlfriend
The correct reply is…
“There’s really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you’re into]. After that, I might consider it.”
Be prepared with pictures to make sure your communication is clear.
Make a WikiHow, don’t let her know you wrote it, make it weirdly specific but in a plausibly deniable way.
That’s oddly specific
A truly discerning woman would blumpy me while having my dog.
“… If your boobs were like 6 times as big, but still natural…”
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lol you are jellous bro you don’t have female friends. I have, and this really happened to me with so many females more than one also
i’m sure you’ve slayed so much puss with your massive meat rod please tell anonymous internet people more about your triumphs slamming clam.
I’m in the middle of a party with so many females. having good time and no time to talk to internet losers lol. Now ordering pizza for Claire, one of my female friends, who I’ve hit before you know, haha sexually that is.
She does cheap ear piercings on the side.
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Read this in JFK’s voice from clone high 😂
good bait bro
Lol you caught at least 8 n counting with this. there’s some real anger hahaha nice jorb
Nobody cares
Opps… one female is calling me. I don’t have time to reply. See you later virgins!
“That’s
myno secret. Anyone could have me”IME the vast majority of women have no clue how to react to being rejected, because it almost never happens to them. As such, nearly all react badly or maladaptively regardless of conditions.
Conversely, for most men they have to endure rejection hundreds if not thousands of times before they strike it lucky. The small cohort that become maladaptive do so due to other social/societal reasons associated with the rejection, but vanishingly few react maladaptively purely because of the rejection.
Tell that to the surprisingly large number of men who threaten fucking violence against a girl for not wanting to go out with them.
I’m not saying you’re entirely wrong, but it’s not the only side of the story. Generally all people are really bad at handling emotions with other people, we need to make a stronger effort to turn these criticisms inward and figure out if our fears of other people are justified.
Yay for casual misogyny.
Our current western culture is one of violent misandry.
Women are being released from almost all historical expectations and constraints, which is wonderful and good. This is actual progress in action, however lopsided and gender-supremacy-like it might be.
Meanwhile, men are still constrained by all the historical expectations set out for them, yet have been completely stripped of all benefits that have traditionally accrued with those expectations being met. And yet, we are still being violently nailed to the wall - invariably by women ignoring and/or outright demeaning us - when we fail to meet those expectations.
This massive asymmetry that men experience is what is creating subgroups of disaffected men. Because 1ncels don’t just leap out of the ground, fully formed – they are a direct response to the unintended consequences of women trying to eat their cake and to have it as well. Think about that next time women refuse to date down, or demand a “666 man”, or expect the man to pay on the first date, or any other archaic and gender-bigoted expectation.
Any man who has had the misfortune of finding out she didn’t actually want him to open up to her when she said “you never let me in!” understands this double-standard.
Go back to 4chan, incel.
Dropping fucking truths
They really aren’t though.
Radical 🤙
While I agree with you, I don’t think it’s fair to characterize all of society as misandrist based on that. There’s a significant number of things that you’re ignoring or are not privy to, where women are harmed by men. The patriarchy isn’t just this fantasy that feminists made up, it’s a real thing, and while not as powerful as it used to be it still harms women substantially.
I think it’s fairer to say that some parts of our culture are misandrist, some misogynist. And on the whole, women have it worse - but men also have it pretty bad.
There’s a significant number of things that you’re ignoring or are not privy to, where women are harmed by men.
You mean, like… domestic violence?
Bruh, who the fuck is being rejected “hundreds, if not thousands” times? Maybe some people are, but thats such a red flag that I would argue then maybe they should change their approach in the first place.
Maybe you are exaggerating (it just makes you sound a bit like an incel, apologies), and I probably would argue men do get rejected more then woman, because men are still (mostly) expected to make the first move, but like you don’t need experience handling rejection to not have a violent rage fit.
Edit: I have read another one of your replies down the chain, and uh yeah you definitely do sound a lot like an incel.
Yea… I’m well into middle age and I’ve been rejected like a dozen or so times maybe. I’m not sure how you get rejected 100s or 1000s unless you’re just swinging at everyone in your vicinity that happens to have a vagina. Maybe try talking to them first and see if there’s some chemistry there before going for a date…
I’m in my 30s and probably at over 100 rejections like, total in my life. I’ve never been looking for long term relationships so I do try with a larger number of women than most men. But like…hundreds of rejections between success? That’s absurd. You’d run out of women.
You’re totally right there’s absolutely no evidence of a vast majority of women being physically attacked or assaulted after rejecting a man who couldn’t handle rejection…
Also if you got a thousand rejections before getting one yes then that might be a huuuge reason to look at yourself and how you come across. Hundreds of thousands of rejections have to be because of the person themselves, not the hundreds or thousands of people rejecting them.
Well, the female friend basically said ‘I am so hot anyone I want (for example you) would love to have me as a girlfriend’.
By denying that, he denied her self worth.
Of course, her stance doesn’t take into account things like personal preference or matching personalities.
Or how unattractive that mindset itself is. It’s like the opposite of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Or a less generous read: ‘you’re not attractive enough to get with anyone as hot as me so you couldn’t turn me down’.
“The odds are good, but the goods are odd.”
‘Nuh uh’
‘Yuh huh!!’
‘prove it’!
‘no u’
Anon isn’t smart lol
Anon is very smart and too good for this person
Have you guys ever spent time with a real person in real life interactions lmao
I’ve been married for 13 years and have a daughter…
So no.
yeah, if anybody is stating that they could (presumably) get sex from anybody, that’s borderline rape at some point.
ಠ_ಠ
Borderline rape? Really?
People say shit like this and I wonder how much meat space experience they have with… really, anything.
Anyone else read “The Anxious Generation” yet?
Borderline rape? Really?
if you logically extend it into the future, where this would be an actual thing that actually happened, yes at some point it would become rape, it’s just not really a thing you should argue.
People say shit like this and I wonder how much meat space experience they have with… really, anything.
it doesn’t really matter, if you’re saying that you could have sex with anybody specifically one person, and that person doesn’t consent (which is a very real possibility) then at that point you would necessitate violating consent.
It’s just not a healthy way to think about sex.
Anyone else read “The Anxious Generation” yet?
unfortunately not, i’m busy watching the downfall of the US society atm, so.
if you logically extend it into … argue
Wow.
No one actually thinks like this in real life.
yeah and this is the comment section of the thread of a 4chan post.
It’s not that deep bro.
That would have been an easy lay for anon.
You guys are SO FRICKIN’ WEIRD.
I am extremely weird, man, I’m not trying to judge someone in any sense for being weird or asocial or whatever. But what sort of porn logic is this where someone’s opposite-sex friend is lightly flirting with him and the widely upvoted reactions range from “SHE’S AN EMOTIONAL TRAINWRECK RUN AWAY SHE DESERVES TO SUFFER” all the way to “FUCK HER, FUCK HER BRAINS OUT, SHE WANTS IT!”
It’s not even clear that she likes him for real. Sometimes friends interact with each other. Jesus Christ man. This is a fairly normal type of human interaction, not anything advanced or sophisticated, and the majority Lemmy opinion is apparently just a big sperglord house of horrors.
Back in the good ol’ days we understood that the internet is all lies and only exists for porn.
It’s all false and and sexually stereotyped
So… Fake and gay?
That’s one way of putting it i suppose.
Misleading and overly jocular.
It has been 11,182 days since it began.
The… they kept coming, and joining… and the seasons lost their familiarity… their very meaning… it became just a blurring vortex, an intensifying torrent of ever increasing ignorance and rage.
I … can barely remember now, what it was like before…
11,182 days … of September.
It’s not that serious brother.
This is not a normal kind of human interaction, on the girl’s part.
It very strongly indicates she is a spoiled brat, a narcissist.
If you think this kind of interaction is normal… well I see two possible explanations:
You are also a narcissist and that’s why you think this is normal.
OR
You are surrounded by narcissists who have gaslit you into thinking this is normal, and you haven’t had too many regular interactions with non narcissists.
Also, I don’t see anywhere near as many total upvotes for ‘she’s into you dude, frost that cupcake!’ as I do for ‘this is the biggest red flag imaginable, let me write a short essay explaining why’
In fact, yeah, I don’t see a single comment advocating the anon dive into her… affairs, over this.
there’s no context, that’s the problem. Depending on their friendship this could be very normal, or it could be very weird, without any context this is batshit insane.
You forget the ancient wisdom though : do NOT stick your dick in crazy.
You’re right but wear a raincoat and you’ll be okay.
Solid advice, but the problem is, crazy will rock your world…
Which is why he is smart.
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I’m sure everyone has their own answer to this question but I would really like her to clarify, what do you mean ‘have me’?
Please let it be pegging
I think the better clarification we need to make is that this is 4chan and thus utterly made-up bullshit, or designed to further an agenda.
So many comments giving OP advice on how to get into a relationship with the girl. Has a single person here, at all, considered that maybe, just maybe, OP genuinely didn’t want a relationship with this girl…?
I also think deflecting with “nah you couldn’t” would be funny in the right context. Follow it with a joke about increasing her powerlevel first and you’re good
