These fellas are 100% injecting semen into anuses for science

Lungs evolved from the digestive tract as it’s more efficient to just have a separate organ for it, which is also the reason you can shoot oxygen up your butthole to breathe

So maybe this discovery will have some alternative usefulness

I put on my robe and wizard hat

That is in incredibly poor taste. Not just evil but reveling in it

It was difficult for me to upvote for visibility, but I had to.

God damn.

Thank you for posting this.

There’s an MMO I have played off and on for almost 2 decades now. I can’t even imagine how many hours I’ve accumulated, especially back when I was a kid with nothing to do but school.

Life is so much busier and way more things demanding my time as a grown-up, and I simply cannot sit in a chair like that for any long stretch of time, I get antsy.

There’s a part of me that hopes willfully ignorant parents do go to measles parties specifically because the lesson they chose to ignore will instead be learned the hard way.

On a more positive note, Wells reported that the outbreak has seemed to sway some vaccine-hesitant parents to get their children vaccinated. Just yesterday in Lubbock, over 50 children came into the city’s clinic for measles vaccines. Eleven of those children had vaccine exemptions, meaning their parents had previously gone through the state process to exempt their child from having to receive routine childhood vaccines to attend school. “Which is a really good sign; that means our message is getting out there,” Wells said.

What year is it?!

That must mean anon also listens to Luigi

Yeah that relationship dynamic doesn’t work.

The gamer side of the relationship sat around all day while I kept up the house and paid the bills and did things like go outside for fun.