This guy fucks. Although, if I’m gonna put sauce on it, what’s a little more cheese?

Very true, but thanks for taking a look. We were able to confirm it with the orange marking :)

Idk about that fryman

ITS JUST BREAD

I can agree with that, and the quality of the handle of course.

No. OP meant to type crust which is an inedible handle for pizza. I will die on this hill.

“subject matter, if you want to discuss this further please give me a call”

send call to voicemail

Text back: Sorry I can’t talk on the phone right now, what’s up?

Lmfao that light pole said “physics? Watch this.”

Yeah huh

Dude just type “nuh uh” and move on

Up arrow about 400 times for that one command*

People saw this as it played out and thought “well no red flags here, better go back to hating everyone that isn’t me”

What. The. Fuck.

I was moreso speaking in the context of it wearing down over time like that, but I didn’t really articulate that

Idk man. The odds don’t work like that. You ever seen a firearm someone has taken care of malfunction? Odds are it won’t fire. Leave it somewhere for almost a century unkept? It’s done.

Not gay enough, shits bad

Are you implying that laws matter to the police?

It’s either unsafe or it’s operable.

Also, bangers use 22’s because despite popular beliefs, they’re effective and quieter.

Windon’t Shrek’s Pee

It would be better if we used a catapult, that bitch doesn’t deserve the perfection that is the trebuchet

The food at other restaurants