Right-wing Christian podcaster caught in homosexual tryst in 3… 2… 1…
I’m down with getting rid of the jobs program that is the TSA and getting all those people on a UBI
Or at least move them to a job in which they’re actually useful. Have they ever actually managed to catch anybody smuggling contraband?
Yes. They took my peanut butter. They said it was contraband.
Ever? Yes.
How much? Well, a few years ago they did a test and they found something like 2 out of 70 guns, something like that.
Same. Of all the shitty things DOGE is doing to destroy a functioning government, chopping TSA isn’t a problem for me.
this explains a lot
After glancing at the picture of this person, I can honestly say that even stripped of this damning, projection laden context, I would have guessed the person pictured was gay.
Such a weird cope. “It’s not me that’s gay, it’s the xrays, and the self checkouts, and the drive home from work, and the 5g, and…”
He’s referring to ProVision. It doesn’t use xrays. It does see through your clothing. Thats why you can opt out.
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He just couldn’t maintain the dissociative barrier that he used to hypnotize himself into pretending he was straight anymore once he saw that cute twink flight attendant. Now all those repressed feelings are drowning him and he’s desperate to blame literally anything outside his own biology for the strong feelings of attraction toward men assaulting his senses from every direction.
I think there’s a scandal on the horizon for this guy.
lmao
when he confessed that he prefers to be frisked at the airport, instead of undergoing a proper body scanner.
Hey! After I got scanned, I started sucking dick in the airport bathroom too.
They scanned me, so I frisked them
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… If you get hit with fast neutrons, does that make you gender neutral or ambigender rofl?
Alpha radiation turns you into a chad?
Beta radiation makes you a soyboy?
fucking goddammit lol.
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The Gay Gamma Goongasm.
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“Does this shirt make me look gay?”
“How about now?”
After I got scanned, I let everyone on the plane board me early. What a journey!
After my scan, my stance got really wide all of a sudden
In 1999, Craig became sharply critical of U.S. President Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal. Speaking on NBC’s Meet The Press, Craig told Tim Russert: “The American people already know that Bill Clinton is a bad boy – a naughty boy. I’m going to speak out for the citizens of my state, who in the majority think that Bill Clinton is probably even a nasty, bad, naughty boy.”
I can’t imagine feeling comfortable saying something like this, especially on fucking tv
The Scan that Gay’d Me
I might get nuked for this, but I feel like we’re arguing for or against the best way for Republicans to violate our rights. Neither of these options are okay, and the TSA is a fucking poorly funded play.
So are you saying to encourage the stupid people to think that the scanners will make you gay so they’ll get frisked instead? Interesting way to think about it.
“Nah, nah, that will make me gay. You there, feel me up instead.”
Exactly.
Ok, this is obviously stupid, but if we can turn the power of the nutjobs against airport scanners and biometrics and such, I say bring on the crazy.
Here was me hoping he’d be swearing off flying altogether.
What are you hoping will happen? Everyone has to get a physical pat down?
xray machines. They have them still, and they’re used for employees.
Is that supposed to be safer than the body scanner? I just wish we didn’t have to take our shoes off.
The ends justify the stupid 🫱🫲
Ask him how he knows.
This is the question.
How improbable is it that he could have made a connection to airport scanners if somebody else told him they were having confusing feelings.
When he used to suck off all his friends and their buddies, it was just doing some brothers a favor. But ever since getting scanned at the airport, he’s starting to suspect that he might have tasted 300 dicks because he likes it.
Damn leftist atheists.
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I think when you think all sorts of everyday experiences can “turn you gay”, you might possibly be gay? And what do the scanners do to gay people? Turn them straight, or somehow more gay?
Like, I’ve tried all sorts of things in my life, including same-sex sex, and am still straight - like even if I were actively trying to change my sexuality it doesn’t. Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Sometimes to my despair, as I get older, it would be easier to not have such a strong preference.
Being bi only doubles your likes, your odds stay roughly the same
It’s interesting that you even felt the need to try it though. I know I’m not attracted to men, I can just tell. I feel no need to test it.
This guy gives off strong “youth counselor” vibes.
I think he NEEDS that to be the case.
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I think you responded to the wrong comment.
“I just really need for this to keep happening”
Yeah sounds like he was being caught with a dick in his mouth
Give the man a break, he was being scanned, stumbled and fell face first into the groin of his travel buddy with unzipped pants fitting his belt.
And the only room left in the hotel they were heading too had a single queen size bed.
/S
To be fair, every time he goes through one he has gay sex in the airport washroom. I mean, it is EVERY time for him. Quite the correlation for quite a lot of cum in his mouth.
So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?
Continue sucking dick in the airport bathroom stalls, but now he can sleep with a clear conscience because it’s the scanners fault.
…he sucked dick at airport toilet, didn’t he?
Its the best way to get your multitool not stolen from you…
Why do you think some of us go to the airport a few hours early? You thought it was anxiety?
Somehow this comic accurately describes our reality:
Well, looks like I better book a flight.
