Ok, I’ve pulled the Glock and my cock out, now what?

no.

How does neurological pain that is chronic and beyond apparent medical remedy fit into that categorization?

You did something fucked up in a past life I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It didn’t have to be, but somewhere along the line we fucked up and fucked up bad.

It’s the thought that counts.

You deserve a blowjob.

That’s kept me floating for years.

Yes.

Carpel tunnel syndrome.

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Should dress it like this character as well to complete the joke.

That’s the best part of the night, drunkenly wandering around the empty streets, hoping you have enough in you to make it to your own property, sometimes you make it, sometimes you sleep under a pedestrian swing bridge untill the sun comes up and you emerge out like a whisky soaked troll scaring the mid morning joggers.

But then I hate my past self for making me do it.

We are in Idiocracy if it was a psychological horror.

There’s no fun Starbucks handjobs or Costco law school, just fascists sucking each other off while destroying the world.

Man, I suck at these.

Yeah, but who’s got the time nowadays.

Nothing, just boiling your nuts in a sauna is better.

Beats getting a vasectomy.

There’s no reason to be named in the sauna.

Yeah there is, gotta steam those nuts.

Third? He’s barely in the top 100.

A horse is about 14 horsepower.