They stole the election I tried to steal! - Melonhead

This is worth 1,000,000,000 dollars if someone buys it at that price.

Stocks, art, wine, same valuation technique. Slap a sticker price and if someone buys it, that’s the value. Welcome to capitalism.

I hate gays and DEI so much you can take my wife.

Democrats should counter with a “Trump Sycophancy & Supplication Syndrome” Bill…

Tomorrow there’ll be a new bill to decriminalize pedophilia.

Is the fuck your feelings crowd getting their feelings fucked?

King Charles should welcome him to a dungeon under the Tower of London.