What the actual fuck.
Staged to bring in the National Guard. Release the files.
Participation trophy
After talking about his own personal experience with violence in D.C., thanking Leavitt for Trump’s actions and slamming Democrats, Johnson asked if the president would consider Coristine—better known by his online nickname “Big Balls”—for a Presidential Medal of Freedom in view of his “heroic actions just a few blocks from this building.”
“Perhaps it’s something he would consider,” Leavitt replied.
You can stop reading now.
Nobel Peace Prize for the great & powerful Big Balls!!!
leavitts necklace cross gets bigger the more she lies.
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A subversion of norms, just more fascist shit. This is to purposefully destroy what the medal means and the words themselves.
Prediction: we learn in a few years that this balls kid is a rare modern castrato.
I don’t believe this story for one second.
Also that picture is designed to get a reaction. All that blood is from his nose. Not like they cut him up.
He was as probably talking shit and a child punched him.
I would love to hear the teenagers’ side of the story here.
Big Balls claims he was just out with his girlfriend at 3 in the morning when a group of teens tried to car jack him. Police take a photo of Big Balls with a broken nose and covered in his own blood, and then arrest 2 teenagers.
Suspiciously, there is not a single piece of evidence this shit actually happened outside of that one photo of an idiot covered in his own blood. I have not been able to find security camera or body cam footage of the alleged attack or any groups of teens fleeing the cops.
Apparently the teens beat him up and then just waited for the cops to show up? How does that make sense?
An alternative scenario is that a privileged nepo baby was out with a girl, some teens saw him and said “holy shit it’s big balls” went up to talk to a living meme, startled the sheltered lil baby, and he started a fight he couldn’t win, then called the cops after he realized his big balls were just a name he made up on the internet.
The story changed since the first it was reported. The news said it was a group of 10 teenagers who were trying to carjack him. Then as soon as someone with more than two functioning brain cells thought to ask the logical question about how 10 teens were going to clown car their way into a vehicle to go joyriding, the story changed to a group of teens who wanted to rape his girlfriend and he pushed her into the car to protect her.
I don’t believe any of this horseshit. The dude calls himself Big Balls, so you know he’s a caustic little shit who probably talks a big game but can’t back it up when people get physical with him IRL. Wouldn’t be surprised if he picked the fight and the photo of him with a nosebleed was used as a propaganda photo op, complete with a fabricated story about a “group” of criminal teenagers who assaulted him.
Yeah, all so Drumpf can deploy his army to “control” the city with ACTUAL crime rates at an all time low! It’s all a ploy from Drumpf to show his dictator side and fabricating this story. Funny how he’s trying deploy NG to cities “with crime” yet most cities with the crime rates rising are RED cities and none are getting deployed there… we are in a fascist country and if you don’t believe it, read “Project 2025” where it’s almost 48% complete but remember “Drumpf didn’t even know the author”… 🤦🏽♀️
Those kids should be getting medals instead.
I wish that Big Balls got spayed. Preferably, with many kicks to the sack.
A republican getting beaten by a girl might as well mark the death sentence of their pride
Nah, it’s a win, a woman actually willingly touched him.
We need a sandbox thing like browsers have but for RL events like these that the current administration dreams up so we can keep them isolated from our actual archives
If you’re referring to a separate archiving system that we can add these articles to that only contain content like this then I could do that.
I already have one built that I run internally for my own use.
I use open source software that we could all use: https://docs.archivebox.io/v0.6.0/README.html
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Brb, gonna put a maxi pad on my ear in his honor
That kid looks deformed. No wonder he got beat up by a teenager. He’s a pussy ass bitch.
Lol for his bravery. That’s not what that word means.
Also, looks like we’re going to need a new medal if we ever stop this regime
I don’t believe any of the stories coming out of this administration about this incident. If true he started it and deserved the ass beating. Matter of fact he deserves worse then a ass beating. He should be hung.
Whoa there. Cooler heads prevail here. He is a terd bag and needs to be prosecuted and thrown in prison when we take our home back at the minimum. But let’s hold off on the rope right now. I’ve seen enough of that shit that it shakes me to my core and I only wish it on the absolute worse of people. He is not that, yet.
He’s old enough to know what he’s doing and won’t learn a goddamn thing from any sort of punishment. He’ll never experience the punishment he deserves, unfortunately. The rope or a bullet would be too quick and easy for a shitweasel like this but he will never see it anyway. He’ll be spreading the maga fuckboy cancer for years to come.
Jesus fucking Christ, I sometimes feel like one of the more violent motherfuckers on here, but advocating for hanging this child is beyond even me.
Me: Get armed, learn safety and local laws, practice. Fascism is here. It’s here now. Fighting back may end in your personal extinction.
Mods: BANNED
Also lemmy: “Hang this punk kid!”
Mods: Meh. I’ll allow it.
Idk, he is an adult, and is very much a part of this regime. Lemmy often talk about the guillotines. I’d say he is clearly part of the large group who deserve such a fate.
Nah. Traitors get what they asked for. A short drop and a tight knot.
His online name is “big balls” so he may or may not be hung already.
Testicular Torsion is no joke
Nor is identity theft.
Maybe he’s Nicki Minaj’s cousin who got a bad side effect from the vaccine.
Yeah, we had a friend in high school who had a testicle related nickname because he came to school talking about how his nads were all swollen. Wouldn’t shut up about it neither. So from them on he was Big Red.
I see you’ve never heard of any big guys nicknames being Tiny?
He ain’t nicknamed for his dick…
It was a joke… cause the start of the headline is “big balls” and the commenter ended with “he should be hung.” Which obviously there’s Linguistic belief around whether that should be “hanged” or not.
No, it was you expressing stupidity with passion
Big balls definitely isn’t hung or he would have a different nickname and he should be hanged as a traitor.
Anyone who feels the need to brag is lacking, IME
What I have barely even counts as a penis.
Ladies? ;)
You critically fail and destroy your weapon
Oof sorry dude, that isn’t the loophole.
*hanged
*Drawn and quartered
“I love sketching the curves of your body and you’re welcome to stay here for the evening, if you like.”
“Then later, out come the intestines”
Getting a medal for being a victim of a crime is… dumb. I was a victim of theft, hit and run, stalking, assault, and more. Where is my medal?
