Laughing out loud for the first time today!

Oh my friend!

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=iron+horse+bluegrass+metallica

I just put Metallica to give you a taste, MUCH more!

Had no idea Tetris went back that far! I likely first played in the late 90s.

Reading Anne Rice’s Cry to Heaven woke me as to exactly how horrifying castration is. Jesus. I’ll never read that one again.

I did this in the middle of a 5 hour drive to get on a boat to the Bahamas. Didn’t realize I needed my birth certificate (don’t have a passport). That was as close as that gf had ever been to chewing me out.

Got my neighbor to go in and get it, send me a pic. Spent an hour on the phone getting someone at the port to print it for me. Made it on the boat!

These comics are unbearably dumb. Please stop.

You’ll like this one OP!

In 2009, three masked burglars broke into Dolph Lundgren’s home, tied up and threatened his wife, but fled after finding a family photo and realizing whose home they’d broken into.

I will break you.

Top half, even the watch, all women’s clothes from the thrift.

Not sure I’m annoyed either. But lemmy will tell me to be!

I think about this regarding dragonflies. Imagine taking two years to mature underwater and the minute you’re given your wings, CRUNCH.

The modern version we know is from the late 80s.

Yea but I’m not baggin’ on a middle-aged lady gettin’ some in a dark theater. FFS, we can bag on her for 100 other things, like shooting fish in a barrel.

Meh. I got it, sorta. Comments in here say otherwise.

Y’all laugh, but if he’s literate he’s beyond half of all Americans. If he can work a computer, and Office to boot!, he’s beyond the remaining half.

I worked at an employment firm and I can say if you’re on this platform, you have no idea how fucking stupid the average American is. I’ve onboarded an entire newspaper office where no one but the reporters could fucking read. Literally to illiterate to follow simplified text directions. I’ve onboarded in-house employees that were scared when I showed them the C: drive.

I’m not trying to joke. If you found your way here, reading this now, you’re average intelligence, at worst.

This is a fucking nothing burger, and you all bought it. Boebert suggested Gaetz should lead an investigation. That’s it. End of story. She has very little power, he has no power, nothing will ever happen here.

No one, in or out of Congress, takes either of these two people seriously. Except of course lemmy. Lemmy thinks these are serious human beings with, uh, some kind of influence.

I’ll not defund the cunt, but the only reason there’s video is that it was in infrared. Nobody saw anything.

And if any of you Puritans haven’t got your finger wet in a dark theater, well, you do you.

My VPN gets blocked on reddit and YT and it’s my private server, OpenVPN on a Digital Ocean droplet in Amsterdam. What the hell?

Herbert Hoover presided over the Great Depression (1929 to 1933). Mass homeless camps were called Hoovervilles. I’m betting he caught flack from everyone.

My exact thought. Obama caught hell, but there’s more of us now and more of us engaged, in both politics and social media.

See also: SCOTUS and FLOTUS. :) Haven’t seen the later in a long time though.