My answer, too. I remember being uncertain how I’d be received as an American. I stopped in a random restaurant once to ask for quick directions. The lady didn’t just give me some “fuck off”/simplistic “go that way” answer, she walked from behind the counter, came around, took the map I was holding out of my hand, and spent SEVERAL minutes explaining to me in perfect English all kinds of helpful info.

I loved that place.

I think you mean fax finger dick picks to colleagues, but how did you know?

I’m not in favor of it/can’t speak from experience, but wouldn’t it work better on the sandwich?

When we lived in a bigger place, we got used to going down to the massive Asian supermarket, the French bakery, the Balkan place down the street, the dirt-cheap Salvadorean/pupusa place. I admit I did start taking it for granted, then moved away and remembered, “Oh, right, they don’t have cool stuff everywhere.”

North America and I have something in common.

Why would you not lead with/focus on your Funko Pop collection? Play to your strengths.

I took on a second, what have I done.

If I do enough yoga, two birds, one stone.

If he’s into documentaries, see if he might like the Adam Curtis documentary HyperNormalisation.

Damn, OP BLASTED the news outlets!

Great suggestion.

Pronounced “lattes?”

Does it explain how or why there are so many Marios?

Is his name Linus?

I’m not sure what I’m talking about, either. Just a dumb joke.

How do you know I don’t live in western and central Asia, east to the Himalaya and eastern Siberia, where we all know mint is native!?

Why would you do this when the functionality is built right in?

1. Open Photoshop
2. Select the Ellipse Tool
3. Draw a Circle of Your Choosing
4. Press Print Screen on Your Keyboard
5. Voila! A Fresh Circle to Paste/Insert Into Your GIMP Project!

Did they not offer a deep-dish Pepperoni Lovers option?

I recorded myself and ran it through Shazam and it returned this?

I was just trying to make her that much more Lemmy-perfect. Forgot to mention her Star Trek-themed Linux distro and fursuit.