An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Animals with Jobs@lemmy.world•Official Stamp LickerEnglish9·1 month agoIt’s just a new flavor, nothing says he can’t still lick them.
Anything’s a wire if you piss off the pixies badly enough.
They were pioneers of the “is he stupid?” meme. Sorry you had to find out this way though.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Greentext@sh.itjust.works•Anon is grateful for the PunisherEnglish7·1 month agoManos: The Hands of Fate.
So is your dad excited to be a grandfather?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•Is Catholic dating culture often mistaken for incel-style pessimistic desperation?English0·2 months agoIt’s not mistaken, no.
I don’t think they even checked the grassy knoll for a shooter.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Moscow hit by massive drone raid for second night ahead of Putin’s Victory Day paradeEnglish0·2 months agoOh, so this is why it’s called the Fediverse.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Moscow hit by massive drone raid for second night ahead of Putin’s Victory Day paradeEnglish0·2 months agoShit happens. Don’t go out and support Putin’s war if you want your parts to stay attached.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Moscow hit by massive drone raid for second night ahead of Putin’s Victory Day paradeEnglish0·2 months agoIs it a day where they celebrate having switched to the winning side 80 years ago?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Court Orders Law Firm to Stop Filing Documents with Awesome Dragon WatermarkEnglish5·2 months agoTo be clear, you believe that my comment about the ruling being draconian is sincere in spite of the other replies here?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Court Orders Law Firm to Stop Filing Documents with Awesome Dragon WatermarkEnglish6·2 months agoI’m willing to lower my standards for calling a Greek a dragon too. Not something I’d necessarily do in the courtroom but in the comments of a !mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world post, sure.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Court Orders Law Firm to Stop Filing Documents with Awesome Dragon WatermarkEnglish8·2 months agoI’m willing to lower my standards for describing a ruling with synonyms for “draconian” when there’s a dragon involved.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Court Orders Law Firm to Stop Filing Documents with Awesome Dragon WatermarkEnglish6·2 months agoNow it all makes sense, dinosaurs (particularly the Brontosaurus) have a long-standing feud with dragons for stealing their thunder.
Also:
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto Mildly Interesting@lemmy.world•Court Orders Law Firm to Stop Filing Documents with Awesome Dragon WatermarkEnglish37·2 months agoKind of a harsh and severe way of dealing with it.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English0·2 months agoIntense.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto NonCredibleDefense@lemmy.world•Credibility of hemp rope armored train?English21·2 months agoDreadful.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•*Permanently Deleted*English0·2 months agoDepends on who’s on board and what I’m flying into.
That’s what you horsology deniers always say but then can’t explain perfectly cromulent phenomena like horsoscopes.