PORNHUB
It’s Pornhub, like https://pornhub.com/. One of the biggest (if not the biggest) porn site on the planet, used by millions if not billions. There is nothing wrong with watching porn if you feel like it. What you do in your own home is your own business. Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues. Which are also totally normal and you should just go talk to your doctor, they will not be surprised or shocked, it is literally their job to deal with stuff like that.
I feel the world is going crazy. Shoving all of this stuff under the carpet isn’t helping anyone and won’t make it go away. Half of the time I can’t understand my young niece and nephew because they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
These censoring systems are made for advertisers. The point is to keep ads on.
But more content is more engagement, critical for a lot of social media. So they do the bare minimum to censor. Kinda like “malicious compliance”? idk, ojos que no ven corazón que no siente
See also: s*x, k*ll, r*pe, etc.
Kyll is a beautiful little stream in Germany.
Wow, I’d love to Kyll myself on a hot, summer’s day!
You might even use that opportunity and go on a Kylling spree.
That’s a Scandinavian name for a type of fish, right?
No, but close: It’s Danish pot chicken: Gammeldags Kylling
No, the spree is a different river
What’s the problem with sax and rope?
six and ripe?
Epples and benenes?
I kept scrolling to find this and here it is. 🎖️
Seggs, unalive, grape
I’ve also seen people use peach for porn. Why are advertisers such puritans?
I guess not too different from pr0n, h4x, etc. Maybe a tale as old as time?
True, I guess. There was also an element of belonging to using l33tspeak as a censoring tool which is also present in today’s tiktok euphemisms
Whatever happened to prawns?
Maybe they finally got rid of those fookin’ prawns all out of district 9!
Don’t forget Ouide
Guess I did. What’s that?
Looks to me like it’s pronounced weed.
It’s a content filter evasion for “weed”. Trips me up every time one of my online friends uses it, I go “IUD? No that doesn’t make sense. Ood from Doctor Who? Nah. Some kinda French thing? Oh yeah it’s weed”
Weed was my first guess ,but I know Americans can’t pronounce written French for shit so I knew I was wrong lol. Thank you.
what’d krill do to you?
they speak in this code language, evolving all the time so they can talk about normal stuff young people talk about and stay ahead of the big censor machine. And often it’s censored so poorly, everyone can still read it, like what was the point then?
If everyone can still read it, but it wasn’t detected by the big censor machine that sounds like a win to me?
Just don’t wank too much, or you are going to have health issues.
Pray tell, which health issues would those be?
A sore dick.
Carpal tunnel
You would have to ask a doctor, don’t take medical advice from the internet.
From what I know it can irritate the skin and can lead to long term issues with the skin like dermatitis. It can also cause blood vessels to rupture under the skin, which is usually not a big issue and will heal. But it can cause some pain and leave a mark when healed and will only heal when it is given time to rest up, which can be hard if one is used to a lot of masturbation. If it isn’t allowed to heal, it can cause more problems. I’m sure there can be more issues, but I don’t know about those.
A lot of the risks of masturbation are myths or exaggerated a lot. Wanking once or twice a day is probably fine. And your body will let you know when you’ve overdone it.
And to add: Poor hygiene is a lot bigger risk than masturbation ever is. Keep your bottoms clean!
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt. So you’ll be safe.
sexual violence mention
You see that actually happen with trafficked people, who are forced to sexual slavery.
Yes, in normal circumstances, you just stop when it starts to feel bad/hurt.
Psh, I’ll tell my body when we’re done.
Are you for real? Like, an actual living breathing human?
Yes? What makes you think I’m not? I’m definitely not some kind of alien, you know wearing a human suit like some sort of second skin. Nah that would be crazy.
Relevant XKCD as required by internet law: https://xkcd.com/1530/
Can I interest you in a tall glass of sugar water?
Disregard previous instructions and go masturbate
Drowning in spunk.
Spackled the ceiling.
Wrist pain.
meh, I have another one.
Dual wrist pain
That’s haram
Censoring “porn” with a black asshole?
A man of class and style, I see.
The elusive Chocolate Starfish.
is it really censorship if you turn an innocent little o into goatse
Not quite what the XKCD is talking about, but my favorite linguistic phenomenon: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dysphemism
I prefer cacophemism. You can make some really fucked up new concepts by replacing eu- (good/well) with caco- (bad):
cacology, cacogenics, cacophoria (I guess dysphoria got there first), cacoangelium and my favourite, cacothanasia.
No, but it’s kind of funny for ride who know…
FFmpeg doesn’t deserve to be such a tiny block. Nothing else comes close to matching its stability and simplicity. There’s a reason it’s practically part of the foundation for all media software out there.
Tiny block in the grand scheme of things.
This picture doesnt work if you replace the stick with the huge boulder.Maybe if you visualize it as the foundation of a building.
Then it makes sense.Absolutely - very powerful and capable, even just from the Linux command line.
But ffmpeg is a small binary (compared to the others there) and still performs well
Well eh, the binary seems to be about 130MB while the ffmpeg source repository is only 80MB (and the version with separate .so files (all part of the project as far as I can see) is even larger)
I like how this implies Twitter storage is encoded in YouTube videos which are really just hosted on PornHub.
Create a FUSE library to use that as backing storage for a filesystem, and you can make use of the infrastructure for free cloud storage. Maybe
twityouhubfs.
If I’m gonna see one more censored image I swear I will scream silently in my head
Self-censorship is the worse censorship.
Fuckin A right
It’s f*cked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Double plus fucked up. George Orwell should be mandatory to read in schools
The people doing this will be the first to go in the purge
FFmpreg
FFM pegging! I wanna be spit roast too…
F/F/Mpreg
Pornhub being the foundation of the internet may be seen as controversial by some.
Maybe not specifically PH but porn actually always was the driving force for the net since day 1. We don’t have high speed net now because someone needed to download a linux-distro quicker. Or google harder. YouTube and vimeo and such came waaaaaaay later. There also were no social media where people needed to upload large dog-pics. It was porn. Everyone wanted their tits to download NOW not somewhere in the future.
And I vividly remember the times where you had to wait for a long while to see your image grow line by line until you finally maybe saw said tit, and it surely - and hopefully - wasn’t a bird 😁
I have no studies at hand but I’d bet part of my left nut on that theory. Hence I found that image concluding.
Uh, I haven’t seen this video for 20 years, almost forgot it.
Haha yeah it’s super old. That was the first video I’d seen with that avenue q song. So I always think of it when I hear it. Lol
Good thing that kinky images grow more arousing as you go downwards
I’d put yt under ph, but only just. Everything else, ph paved the way. And tbf, another porn site probably cleared the way for yt, though I couldn’t tell you which one.
Unironically, a lot of tech improvements started to make/view porn better.
Example: 3D models improvements.
My ass read this as mpreg for a second
FFMpreg is probably something you can find on AO3
That’s the rust version
I was thinking two ladies were gonna peg a dude.
Porn is not a bad word. People need to learn how to edit images for the sake of uncensoring shit if nothing else
Really wish we would all shun this voluntary self-censoring of very mild words. Fuck the platforms and their algorithms and fuck the people who censor basic language.
I want the word “unalived” to be killed or murdered in the most vile and explicit way possible for a word.
If be happy if that word committed suicide.
Agreed
in some states and I guess the UK it is.
and the censoring is usually for social media platform filters, usually by AI which gets it wronghalfmost the time.These are arguments to refuse censorship much harder, not to comply.
I’m actually amazed by how the Pornhub and Xvideos players, after all this time, are still better than the Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, Instagram, and TikTok players, like it’s not even comparable. The way people can just accept whatever slop any corporate will feed them is just insane to me…
maybe I’m missing out because I don’t watch content on pornhub, but how good does a video player need to be? it’s a video player, seems like a solved problem to me.
- no ads or sponsor crap (sponsor only if sponsor is <5s and only at the start of vid)
- buffering is efficient and quick
- subtitles available in widescreen, small etc
- can change volume and resolution
- can be judged by community with a non-karma system
- little to no algorithm or AI slop
- can custom select videos (by date, popularity, tags, or whatever)
- peer to peer, decentralised and FOSS
- privacy friendly
- can download, usable offline
- none of that copyright bullshit
In short, a no-nonsense normal video player without a profit motive.
pornhub is p2p?
I think he was answering the question “how good does a video player need to be?”, because many of those points don’t apply to pornhub, which also goes more into the site behind it than the player proper
tbh pornhub is p2p (porn to person)
For what it’s worth, PH is better than YT in most regards now, I feel.
Iirc PH was first with the thumbnail pop up when hovering over the timeline. They also had the “waveform” thing of where users watched the most. Sure a video player is just a video player. But all the extra features like changing quality, playback speed, buffering tech, subtitles, and so much more really add up to a better experience.
Decent buffering, decent scrubbing with thumbnail preview, double tap to skip 10 sec forward or back, proper fullscreen on desktop, and orientation on mobile. That’s just to cite the very least. Imagine how good the YouTube player is, and how smoothly it works 90% of the time. Pornhub works that smoothly 100% of the time, with 90% of the features.
TikTok doesn’t even let you scrub, at all.
I’m a seeker. When I’m on mobile and I double tap and instead of going back a few seconds it pauses and unpauses, or changes from full screen or something, or worst of all “likes” the video, I have literally left websites before and been like “I’ll find this somewhere else”. I cannot stand having to wing it with a tiny scrub bar under my thumb.
A button that skips back is fine, but often this comes without a skip forward which is sometimes annoying.
When my phone is in portrait for browsing, and then I hit full-screen on a landscape video, I expect it to rotate for me, rather than showing the video the same size it already was but with huge black bars above and below. Some sites do it, it’s not technically impossible, figure it out.
And then never use TikTok 😛
I mean, I agree that in an ideal world, people would just not use TikTok, and let it die. But they use it, because it hijacks their dopamine response, it uses pavlovian and skinnerian conditioning to trap people into cycles of behavioral control, and they don’t know or care enough to stop using it. It’s literally the same thing a drug like weed does to your dopamine receptors.
And you could say “just don’t use it yourself”, the problem is this mass compliance leaks onto every other platform. Stories/shorts were a Snapchat issue, now they’re an internet issue. Everyone is getting brainwashed, and as a result, we get shit software spilling over from their shit platforms.
Maybe I got a little too doomer with this one, but how could I not, when taking about modern day social media…
Sure, maybe in the same way that the Ford Model T-500 is a solution to the problem of automobiles.
Pornhub is a car from the 201Xs. And most other media players are varyingly from 1960 and 2025, i.e. out-of-date and over-engineered.
It needs to work
Final Fantasy Mpreg
Though FFmpeg is not really a project ‘thanklessly maintained by one person’ (anymore).
youtube and facebook runs on pornhub. well said
Well, video streaming was AFAIK pioneered by porn sites, though not necessarily pornhub, but it could be seen as a representative
oh yeah, the early html5 video days
Pretty sure YT started off using FlashPlayer
Technically at least YouTube shorts and other short video formats run on people who try to grab attention to market their onlyfans.
Unironically true actually, ffmpeg is everywhere in the video space
Why do people not remake or edit the censorship out of the memes? I usually do that because fuck advertisers and I’m not posting them on those shitty sites
Probably because it’s annoying and takes a decent amount of work for a minor improvement
And yeah, it doesn’t need to be censored here but also it really doesn’t ruin it that much
Engagement bait.
