I am genuinely ashamed to be his grandson

I diagnose you with 12yo

Driving is orders of magnitude more likely to kill you at any second you’re in a car, than flying is at any second you’re in a plane.

People who are terrified of flying will get in a car and drive like a monkey like it’s no big deal.

The social media revolution and its consequences…

You mean Bing AI

systemd, the solution for all Linux issues.

Or so they said…

That’s the neat part, if anything’s broken, just update, it’s probably fixed in a next version already. Then, when you find what broke on the last update, just update again, it’ll be fixed by then.

Nah, I don’t get that here in Brazil

And now you’re lost

Because I could pay privately for the services the government gives me, and it’d be cheaper and better.

Mãe.

I’m Brazilian.

I was already gonna make fun of the useless red circle, you didn’t need to misplace it lol

On the internet? Imagine that…

Yes. And inside too.

Wdym mouse? Might as well give me a touchscreen…

Even if you could actually cook at such temps, you are living tissue, damaged cells are constantly replaced by new ones. If that ever stops, it means you’re dead.

Every multicellular creature lives in symbiosis with a plethora of bacteria, inside and outside of its system, those will always be the first to start decomposition. You’d need extreme conditions to sterilize those and avoid decomposition, and even then, there’s pretty much not a cubic millimeter in the ocean that isn’t filled with other bacteria and fungi.

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