So when my underage child opens this what’s the plan? Clearly theyre not old enough to enter into an “legally” binding agreement, right?
“By opening AND using this product (…)”
Have someone else open it for you, then consume the product yourself. Boom, no contract. Checkmate, lawyers!
hand it to a baby. it’s like the cursed weapon loophole.
And loose your right to claim the Amazon $5 gift card? You’ll fold. Just like all the others.
hilarious. I think they’re doing you a favor so you don’t have to buy this product ever again
This is a real thing?
Lg tried it on refrigerators, even though refrigerators are not delivered in boxes.So the customer never receives them. The delayed or denied every warranty claim on their stupid 2 stage refrigerant pump, then said since the customer opened the box with the terms agreement that they couldn’t sue. It took more than a year to resolve just that there could be a class action lawsuit against LG.
No LG appliances, no Samsung appliances… any other brands to avoid?
I had one of these fridges. The pumps even got an extended warranty since they failed so often. Mine died on year 6 of the 5 year standard MFG and it still got fixed for free because of the class action lawsuit.
I learned about the lawsuit after the fact too.
I’m gonna need some good news soon. This dystopia just keeps getting worse and worse.
The good news is you can choose to save your unborn children the pain of existence on planet earth.
Get a vasectomy. For them.
The good news is that these things pass, buddy. All things pass, and it’s almost over really. This economy, this president, they won’t last forever. This country, this current set of land masses, this current set of planets. It’s all gonna just…pass. Gonna be just one drop in a lake of space and an ocean of time. Gonna be pressed into a microscopic crease in the fabric of a spacetime already contorted by titanic folds of incomprehensible number and arrangement. Until it can hardly be said to have happened at all.
Everything ends, nothing matters. Be happy for the little things and don’t screw it up for others
Lol too bad they only wrote it in English
Vital Proteins got bought out by Nestle and almost immediately turned to shit iirc
I didn’t know this—time to shop for a new collagen supplement.
They’re bringing back Prima Nocta.
a kidney or other superfluous organs. mmm fruity
There should be an “protest buy” action to any the products that do this bullshit. A large group of people buy the products and then return them to the store for a refund. Especially for perishable goods, this would make them worthless. Which would make stocking such products a loss and force the vendors and manufacturers to cut the shit out.
Be careful, if you do a “protest buy”, they may legally be able to not accept the return since you already knew about the contract. So you know, either don’t do it or at least don’t post on social media about it.
What is it?
Delevoping liver issues, that’s what it is.
aka Protein powder
This got me curious because I’ve never heard of this, atleast according to this study it does not cause liver issues if you use it properly, aka you exercise and don’t just drink it casually.
“The results showed that when whey protein is used in an uninformed manner and without exercising, adverse effects on the liver may occur by increasing the apoptotic signal in the short term and increasing inflammatory markers and hepatotoxicity in the long term.” - link
Yes, that’s the reason, not that it’s generally bad. I shouldve clarified.
It’s way too easy to take too much. Most people just take their whole daily dose or more with those drinks and forgetting that they get protein from the regular food as well. Most people don’t even know how much protein their body is able to process in a day.
Add too much magnesium to it and your blood tests will show how bad it is for you, and your doctor will get mad at you.
We don’t need this unless youre doing Sport all day long.
By reading this comment, you agree to be bound eternally in thrall to me, and wear a maid dress for my amusement.
Ugh damn it man. okay pm me your address
im good
I’m sorry, the contract has already been signed.
everyone’s all for enthralling randos on the internet, but as soon as they ask A/S/L suddenly its gone to far
thou can serveth me from uhh… over there
So when do I get the dress?
Post a PO box and I’ll send it over.
Jokes on you I’m into that shit
Isn’t that an illegally forced agreement? I mean, the consumer already bought the product and is forced to enter an agreement after the fact? At least it feels like it would be illegal.
It’s the same with software, sure, but somehow I’ve been brainwashed into thinking it’s ok because it’s a digital product/I only agree to a license of said product.
If this is in the US you are 1 year away before companies can run Squid Games, “illegally forced agreement” is a thing of the past
awesome, I hope the hunger games are only a few decades away
Squid Game at least honor the votes to end the game, IRL they’ll just cancel elections lmfao.
Well they do hide their own guy amongst the players who can influence the vote
Time to use the box cutter and open it from the bottom.
Yeah they really slipped up by saying “and” using it, as opposed to “or”.
I’m going to gnaw into it like a little rat.
Ah! that one of the worst parts of the internet, and they’ve figured out a way to make it real.
At least they mention the arbitration upfront, I guess.
Name and shame. First off ,if in u.s. then most likely not legal and wouldn’t hold up in court. Secondly why would anyone ever agree to put something in their body with this kinda advertisement??
Name and Shane plz
It’s in the “agreement”.
I think you can figure this one out…
