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can the main gun depress enough to engage at close ranges? I dunno how well wood shows up on radar but if it’s detected the corvvus is fucked lol

therapeutic at least

it’s really prescient - one of the stories is people terrorizing healthcare execs for their dead loved ones.

yup. I hate the ‘soft touch’ capacitive sensors on everything now… utter garbage. give me solid chunks of plastic and metal opening and closing solenoids for that satisfying clunk that tells you the machine is going.

“Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them.” ― Barry Goldwater

not sure if you’re living on earth, but there’s a ridiculous crunch on housing availability.

Not sure that’s OP’s motivation but yeah.

I really hope someone’s keeping a list of all these traitors to the species and the ecosystem.

I think they want him alive so there’s no martyrdom. joke’s on them.

totally heard this in marge’s voice in my head.

someone got tired of mopping up all the jizz from the ball pit.

Then he must not intend on throwing anything he catches unless he’s at least partially ambidextrous.

he’s a cop posing for a photo op at a ballgame.

what do you think he’s going to throw?

ballplayer is like: no really, what’s in that funny cigar I smoked earlier? it’s the bees knees man…

something tells me that just might not be his glove lol.

considering he’s wearing a police uniform and pistol belt.

fruit salad (pineapple, apples, oranges, grapes) is pretty cheap and amazing when you make it every week from the fruit on sale/in season.

“My husband Paul is so romantic, he came home on valentines, slapped the phone out of my hand, whisked me away to the coast for a week and then we both agreed to take a social media break for a few more weeks. And sometimes when we’re walking by the shops he just gets so kissy and grabby, he can’t keep his hands off me turning my head away from looking at signs to smooch and tell me how much he loves me and to never, ever speak to any other women because they’d obviously be so jealous.”