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0·2 days agoDifficult. It was dark and he had a stressful
dayuhm night. So who counts a dump here and there.
That face could mean yes and no. Classic Michael Keaton.
Remarkably with closed eyes. That requires a lot of routine.
I asked for a few pixels.
64·8 days agoBut they still don’t think of all common user possibilities. I like this joke:
A software tester walks into a bar.
Runs into a bar.
Crawls into a bar.
Dances into a bar.
Flies into a bar.
Jumps into a bar.
And orders:
a beer.
2 beers.
0 beers.
99999999 beers.
a lizard in a beer glass.
-1 beer.
“qwertyuiop” beers.
Testing complete.
A real customer walks into the bar and asks where the bathroom is.
The bar goes up in flames.
The elephant:
Safari tourist ☑
Your Honor, I cured him by putting his silly hat back on.
This shit triggers a lifelong trauma.
His index started like -6 or -4 (assuming he even existed).
Maybe good against programmers venous thrombosis. Should be acknowledged as a work related illness.
The Gordian NOT: If he not play by the rules, he’ll rule over Asia.
