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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

www.thesun.co.uk

BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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BRITISH Airways crew were mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon — and got no sleep owing to moans and groans from a 24-hour orgy. Staff who tried to kip in bondage-themed beds were unable to work th…
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    10 hours ago

    The sun eh?

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    That article is everything what I expect from the sun…

    • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Fuckin’ hot, right?

  • SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world
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    “Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the ‘cockpit’?”

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Sure they did

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Show of hands.

    Who here thinks this was actually an accident?

    • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works
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      2 days ago

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    And they’re complaining?!

    • towerful@programming.dev
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      If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.

    • TXL@sopuli.xyz
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      They’re British.

      • NeilBrü@lemmy.world
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        2 days ago

        The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.

  • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world
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    There’s so many jokes here… where to start…

    • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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      Tie them down first. That way you can get paid for the full session.

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    Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

    I’m surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.

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      If you check out the motel’s web page, they even share the same building and email address.

      “Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?”

      That’s the most simple explanation.

    • DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz
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      Another user posted that they share the same building too lol

    • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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      One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.

      • Lumisal@lemmy.world
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        The last one is a holiday inn

        • cjoll4@lemmy.world
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          If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend

        • ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Is this a test?

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

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    Why does this never happen to me?

    • dan1101@lemmy.world
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      The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

      Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      Yeah baby.wav

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        Images you can hear lol

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    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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      Lol Kate Flannery is in that

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    Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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      Whoa there stud.

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    Soooo, when in Rome?

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    “accidentally”

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