The sun eh?
Oh, boo fucking hoe
Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it
New phrase just dropped!
I respect owning the funny typo.
Honey it was awful. I’m so exhausted, I couldn’t sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.
I mean… If they could sleep through that… 🫡
Do where was this? What’s the cover cost?
That is quite wild.
“I can’t fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up”.
“So since I’m already here, I might as well at this hotel”
Lol Kate Flannery is in that
At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.
What fragrances were available?
Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.
…oh no.
Why does this never happen to me?
The likely reality is these aren’t attractive people you want to have sex with.
"Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.
Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can’t last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall…"
And they’re complaining?!
If I was responsible for the safety and wellbeing of a flying tube with 200 people in it, I would absolutely be pissed about not being able to get a proper rest.
They’re British.
The snaggle-toothed, inbred, crumpet-eaters complain that there are too many Spaniards in Spain when they’re on holiday. They would complain about people complaining about how much they complain, if they could.
Yeah baby.wav
Images you can hear lol
If you check out the motel’s web page, they even share the same building and email address.
“Ooh, our normal rooms are overbooked, would you mind one of our sex themed rooms?”
That’s the most simple explanation.
Another user posted that they share the same building too lol
One is a hotel, while the other is a motel.
The last one is a holiday inn
If your flight attendant starts acting up, then you take her friend
Is this a test?
“accidentally”
“Mistakenly”
Soooo, when in Rome?
