There’s so many jokes here… where to start…

I once had a date with a pole dancer off Her. I never mention it, constantly.

Comment made me smile thanks 😊

It’s a day off! Be grateful to the overlords

I get that

Have you considered prepping? Genuinely

That’s really helpful thanks mate. And I agree, banging your head against a brick wall just hurts your head

Me too…any tips for spotting it?

That’s true of nearly every picture

Haha thanks dad

Mate this made me lol good one

Pros: looking amazing, super strength, live for ages with eternal youth. Cons: have to drink blood, other vampires are mean

For me the pros don’t outweigh the cons. So I’ll pass

Yep I use the same fake DOB each time

Or someone he can easily control.

Yep he really is dangerous. I’ve no proof it’s just my gut instinct.

I love seeing a modern day romance 😍

Haha good point

Absolutely!

Great idea! I also suggest screenshots of bank statements. Although they can be faked, so maybe login details would be easier

@Alice@hilariouschaos.com you coming?