They’re expecting him to be wildly popular for the first few months of the war.

Uh, guys, isn’t fascism supposed to be all efficient, and bureaucratic and shit?

“But Honey, you know no one eats the Peanut!”

Now that’s Fascist efficiency in action.

Hey TACO Boy, for your next trick will you make the trains run on time?

Does the phone’s browser filter out everything but MAGA content?

They couldn’t pay me.

Tough life there, Bro.

Fascism.