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Tony Bark@pawb.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago

Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs

theshovel.com.au

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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 month ago
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Barron Trump Diagnosed With Bone Spurs — The Shovel
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In what has been described as a “pure coincidence”, nineteen year-old Barron Trump has been diagnosed with a debilitating bone spur on the same day his Dad started a new war in the Middle East.
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    Doctor’s note attached

    The headline alone is gold.

  • TachyonTele@lemm.ee
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    Shocker

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  • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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    There must be a draft coming up…

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    Oddly the article fails to mention how Spur of the moment the choice was for Bar Ron Dump.

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    If countries want to go to war with another … I’ve often fantasized that instead of sending whole armies, each country just send their leaders in a loin cloth, cover them in oil and no weapons. The leaders would then be thrown in an enclosed cage to do battle to the death with their bare hands. If they don’t do battle, the audience get to kill them with spears … then the contest is continued by the next selected leader from each country. The contest is continued until one leader kills the other.

    • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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      I mean you’d within a generation self-select for every country to run an Andrew Tate type as leader.

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      If you have 10 times as many people and your cause is just, would you really stand down when your leader is killed?

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      I think the first move would be ripping out the opponent’s catheter and seeing who bleeds out first.

      • GeekFTW@lemmy.zip
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        rip that shit off like a paper towel!

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    Is the guy on purpose trying to look like Draco Malfoy?

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      He looks like this little bitch to me https://youtu.be/BdKChSZ3Uxs

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      I’m getting a bit of a different vibe

      • Lady Butterfly she/her@lemmy.world
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        Yep he really is dangerous. I’ve no proof it’s just my gut instinct.

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          is it because hes like 8 ft tall?

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        Nepo baby Sociopath?

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      His dad’s an Eastern European basketball player, he can’t help it.

    • DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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      some people watch movies or play games, and come to the conclusion that the Fascists, Eugenicists, and Sociopaths like the Galactic Empire, The Death Eaters and the guys in Stalhems were actually cool…

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