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Your lungs have a scent when you exhale air … your brain filters out that smell … your senses know its there, your brain just ignores it - it’s all automatic

Same thing with the ‘taste’ of your mouth and saliva

Same thing with tinnitus … everyone has it to a degree … that little ringing in your hearing … your brain just filters it out

You have a natural blind spot right in the middle of your vision, the edges of your vision is also uneven and you can only accurately focus on about 10% of your sight in front of you … you brain just automatically makes you think that everything is in focus everywhere … the edges are never in focus … you move your sight to what you thought was edge, now its in the focused part and it makes you believe that everything was in focus the whole time … your brain just manipulates all this to make you think you have a clear focused vision 180 degrees in front of you … but really only about 10% is in focus and there is a black blind spot in the middle of it … your brain also automatically fills in that black spot every time

We have imperfect senses … our brain just plays tricks on us to make us think and believe that we have this awesome perfect sensory system … it isn’t perfect and it isn’t as great as we think it is.

My favourite recently was to refer to it as

THE TURD REICH

In 2045 at the age of 103, Mitch McConnell somehow returns

HI HONEY! … thud, thud, thud, thud … YEAH! WORKS FINE!!! … HOW WAS YOUR DAY!? … thud, thud, thud, thud … WHAT’S THAT? HURRY, THE SPIN CYCLE SHOULD START SOON … thud, thud, thud, thud … YEAH I PICKED UP THE GROCERIES!!! … WHEN ARE YOU ??? … ZZZZZZZZZZZ, WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! … OH YEAH THE SPIN CYCLE IS ON!!! … I SAID THE SPIN CYCLE IS ON!!! … ZZZZZZZZZZZ, WWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! … HELLO??? … OK!!! … BYE!!!

They definitely got the point

So a possible answer is to live as a hermit in the middle of nowhere. And if a woman appears for some reason, she will have no choice but your long bearded, long matted haired, musk scented, disheveled, gaunt self as a possible mate.

I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it.

George Carlin

The only difference between a religion and a cult is time

… and have a dance video playing with music and flashing lights with the text over it … but not too much text because I can’t read that well

Not a bad idea … instead of putting out the fire, just throw in bales of tobacco or marijuana and let everyone enjoy themselves instead.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/assimilate

We’re bombing you because you told a friend of ours to stop bombing your friends who can’t defend themselves.

We’re bombing you because we want peace.

Who said and who has proof that anyone was sent to heaven?

Maybe Satan isn’t all that bad a guy and he was banished to a place for eternity that doesn’t really bother him

and maybe this is why we are sent to hell … we are Satan’s punishment … we are sent there to torture Satan for eternity

So Satan sets the place on fire and tries to burn all of us to try to kill us but we are undead and keep asking him why and send him texts of ‘lol’

Turns out Satan is actually Doom Guy condemned to fight us for eternity

I agree and in the weird story that linked above, that is exactly what the family of the grandmother thought they were doing. They wanted to donate their grandmother’s body for research on dementia but instead the company they used took the body and sent it to the military for use in their bomb testing. The family would have never known without the work of the journalists who researched it all.

Might be easier to ask if he is ever sober

Beautiful

what better way to promote 420 Day than to try to market ‘Anti-420 Day’ and tell supporters how to cancel the day and send out warnings instead

they just boosted 420 day by 500%

… and tomorrow is here

But someone tells you that a week has passed and the deadline you set has been extended for days.

My favourite take is from a few old friends of mine in their 70s and 80s … they say do whatever you want … they won’t be there

Don’t sell yourself short … you’re worth way more than that …