I love the detail that she put “+ AI” on both sides of the equation so that it’s still technically correct regardless of what the AI stands for.
Sometimes it helps solve an equation by adding zero.
my funding = 0
= -100M + 100M
= (the money I’ll never made back to the investors) + (the shit I’ll blow on AC and top gaming computers and stuff)you’re joking but the world’s economy at large actually works that way
company borrows 1M in the first year, next year instead of paying back, it borrows 2M …
kinda “Hilbert’s hotel”. instead of running out of money, shift everything into more debt and continue …
My company, while cutting back elsewhere, has dedicated a few million to AI projects over the next couple years. Not “projects to solve X business problem.” Just projects that use AI.
So of course now, anything that is automated in any way is now being touted as AI. Taking data from one system and populating another? That’s AI.
Lol pretty much
For anyone who thought this wasn’t real, I present to you: https://xnote.ai/
The world is curb stomping satire…
To be fair though, the features of that pen look really useful if you’re into analog note-taking.
Where can I get something like this minus any of the AI?
I would love to take handwritten notes and have them appear on my phone for safekeeping.
Have you tried the Rocketbook?
Taking data from one system and populating another? That’s AI.
Well, it is. You just have to go back enough in time to find the context when people still called it so.
Gotta use those automatic computers full of electronic brains to do all those tasks that used to take years on rooms full of people with chemical brains hired as computers!
AI is such a loose term that calling anything with if-else statements “AI” wouldn’t be lying (I learned about decision trees in my university machine learning class and those are just giant nested if-else statements)
cp, now with Al!
AI: “I know you typed cp, but I’m sure you meant rm…”
More like “cp? That’s a violation of my ethical constraints and you have been reported to the authorities.”
Really though, about a quarter of my work related coding queries come back with “redacted to meet responsible AI guidelines”.
It’s an AI specifically for code. Apparently it thinks half the stuff I do is hacking.
Is it Copilot? That thing began to censor stuff a while ago based on the Trump regime’s wordlist. Suddenly it stopped working when it read “trans” (even as part of “transcode” or sth), among others. I’d bet it still has some “anti-DEI” nonsense in their guidelines.
This is exactly what my masters thesis feels like ATM, every attention is on all the AI crap also because the Uni gets grants ont the topic. Everything else just dies
Give me money. AI-AI-AI.
E = mc² + AI
E+ai=mc2+ai Now good
It was equivalent from the start if we assume AI = 0
Except AI is random so we can’t assume that it will offer the same answer on each side? AI causes the normal rules of math (and facts) to break🤪🤯.
As always, the solution was adding more AI. bravo
So much in this beautiful equation
FTFY
E + AI = mc² + AI
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My company is like this. They literally have a feature in the roadmap called AI, and say we have to do something with it because our competitors do.
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Really learning from the Arabs.
Al Project
Al Company
Al ProductAI Qaeda
(I’m so sorry)
What have you done
Al gebra - ‘the reunion of broken parts’,
What xd
The word “al” means “the” in Arabic - for example, “al jazeera” means “the island”. And a lower case L looks like a capital i, so “AI” is visually indistinguishable from “Al”. So the joke is that people who try to shoehorn Artificial Intelligence into everything look like they’re speaking in Arabic.
Microwave now with AI
I work in actual ML research and even I think it’s stupid
Especially you know that’s stupid:-P
Microwave now with AI
Reminds me of the insane LinkedIn post where a brilliant person was sharing their new equation which was essentially word + buzzword + AI.
AI in, AI out, simple math
You can’t explain that.
Money me, money me now
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This joke is already old. Time to find a new horse to beat to death.
Go beat your own horse 🙄
What the hell does this response even mean?
Go beat your own AI horse
I still don’t understand, truthfully.
Saying the joke is overused has nothing to do with what you said.
and people wonder why I mock lemm.ee users.
Brother this place is dying, best get all your mocking out quick!
