Lol

“I want to destroy your dick,” SJ Son whispers into the ear of an unknown man as she walks by.

Yeah 99% of dudes I know would be ecstatic to hear a woman whisper that to them on the street.

I know there have been people predicting they live in the “end times” for all of humanity. But I can’t help but feel like our generation isn’t crying wolf like the others.

You ever eat a sleeve of Saltines… on weed?

For context: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c8x4xd849eqo

She also does not appreciate whenever I play Your Love by The Outfield just so I can sing the lyric:

🎶You know I like my girls a little bit older 🎶

My wife is a few months older than me. She doesn’t seem to appreciate that I call her old as hell on her birthdays.

Honestly, this is a much more thoughtful and thorough response than I was expecting.

Is it possible to #2 and not #1? I don’t think my plumbing works that way.

Actually now that I think about it, back in highschool one of my friends took a shit in someone’s vegetable crisper and I don’t recall him pissing all over the place when he did. So it must be possible.

https://youtu.be/zK1Mpx9h-I8

Highly recommend this recent Extra History video about the domestication of cats

Nah man, dude was at my place that night.

https://sh.itjust.works/post/35017670

This just proves that the 18th century French were time-travellers who ultimately proved that fate is unavoidable.

You joke, but that’s basically the White House official response.

“Absolutely not. My advice to that unnamed low-level French politician would be to remind them that it’s only because of the United States of America that the French are not speaking German right now,” said White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt in a press briefing Monday, likely referencing an American-French allyship during World War II that snuffed out Nazi Germany. “They should be grateful.”

Don’t let an arse-decorated (πυγόστολος) woman

I love how there is an ancient word specific for “arse-decorated”.

How do you get him inside though?

I guess technically there are people who are still 25 that were born in the 1900s. So not completely unreasonable.

But yeah, as someone born in the 1900s and not anywhere near my 20s, I just wanted to share what hopefully is a common experience:

Like many people, I got a new driver’s license when I turned 21. Being 21, I was in the best shape of my life, looked nice and fit, still had hair, etc.

Fast forward 10 years when I need a license renewal, and I can just do it all online, no need for a new picture. Fast forward another few years when life has taken it’s toll a bit - no longer in good shape, hair is a distant memory, etc. I went out to a restaurant and ordered a beer, and the waitress goes “this ID doesn’t look like you at all.”

Oof.

In my experience, Lemmy users are pretty old compared to most other online communities. I don’t know if there’s been a poll, but my guess is most users are older than their late 30s.

Hopefully y’all old mother fuckers have gotten some ass by now.

I don’t know why but the “There is no God in this” got me full on belly laughing

JFC is their moto seriously “The people voted for major reform”? First, they barely won and are acting like there was some monumental landslide victory.

Second, none of what they’re doing is actually what they campaigned on. Trump actually tried to distance himself as much as possible from Project 2025 during the campaign.

Honestly it sounds like you made the right decision. As long as the guy wasn’t causing you much harm, sounds like nothing lost other than a bit of pride. Had you escalated it, who knows what would have happened.