What a twist!

A shadowed figure, with the shape of Detective Pikachu.

“Ditto” it says.

Detective Pikachu: Who’s that Pokemon?!

Random Cop shines flashlight and says: Detective, it’s you!

(Other Detective pikachu has gross Ditto eyes)

What ever you do, don’t look at the Native American’s eyes. 🥴

Being human is hard

Oof that one was too2meirl4meirl

I’ve always just answered with: “One day the egg that was laid hatched into a chicken.”

Good luck boys and gals, viel Spaß mit der Revolution!

I hope maga traitors will one day be held accountable for what they’ve done to America. Fucking russian sub cucks.

Is blood red a shade of brown?

For the gods I throw these cheeks! 🍑

“How’s it going?”

…

“Living the dream!”

The dream:

Did this actually happen?

Took me way too long to get it xD