Ah, so that’s where I’ll find my Super Samples.
THE PROPHECY!
I always thought “D.C.” meant “District of Columbia.” TIL from the combination of your username and post that it means “Dildo, Canada.”
Kind of a weird name for the capital of an entirely different country.
Trumps MAGAts about to get a good ol’ fashioned Canadian ramming, for freedom.
Not one of your best.
phallus […] floating in conception bay
A penis-shaped iceberg floated by the town of Dildo, Canada, which isn’t too far from the city of Spread Eagle and the town of Placentia. (Image credit: Ken Pretty)
Two balls! Wait… what’s that? Over there… It looks like a big…
Weiner’s and beans! Get yer Weiner’s and beans! Holy shit kid! over there, that looks just like a…
Wang! Pay attention!
Sorry teacher, I was distracted by that giant…
Cock your head! Do you see it?!
Oh yeah, it looks like a massive…
Rod, check this out! It looks just like a huge…
Pecker, oh that’s not a woodpecker it looks like a huge …
Johnson! Radio the admiral! This ship’s about to be plowed by that enormous-
“COCKLES!!! OYSTERS, CLAMS, AND COCK– say, am i the only one seeing this…”
Penistone is a small town in South Yorkshire, England.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
The end of days has come
Didn’t need this to realise that but I’m glad it happened anyway.
Know we’re all fucked.
Even mother nature looked at our present timeline and said “Yeah…fuck it…let’s see how crazy shit can get.”
c/BrandNewSentence
y’all hear about the dick-berg in dildo??
You think that’s big, you should see the size of it under the water.
Also, this is what it looks like when it’s cold.
“I was in the pool!”
It’s a grower, not a show-er… the water’s just really cold there!
Just the tip…
If this doesn’t prove god is real, I don’t know what does.
This is immaculate
Him showing up to stand answer for his crimes.
The one person I’d be OK to send to Guantanamo or El Salvador
This happened two years ago…
And it still hasn’t melted? Checkmate, environmental lobby
Alas, the iceberg lacked staying power: Pretty photographed the 30-foot (9.1 meter) phallic structure on Thursday, April 27. It collapsed the next day.
Thank you for that, I was about to set off on a madcap adventure to find the eternal ice donkey cock but instead I think I’ll watch hockey
This is gods way of saying to go fuck yourself
2023, but good find
My first thought was “… Again? They need some better contraceptives” but no, it’s the same one… A shame, that would open the door for so many jokes.
