Miles O'Brien

It’s like when someone goes on about their friends mom’s college roommate’s sister’s cousin was in an accident and the EMTs and hospital definitely told them they would have died if they were wearing their belt or they died because they were wearing a belt.

K. You’re still wearing it or you’re getting the fuck out of my car. End of discussion and if you want to keep spouting dumb shit everywhere then we have nothing more to talk about.

Helmets save lives. Period. Anyone saying otherwise is an idiot.

I remember my mother taking me into a store when I was a child where people were striking.

I asked why they were yelling since I couldn’t read the signs. I was told “because they’re lazy and think they should be paid more than people like your father”

It was many years before I understood what they were mad about, and that they do NOT believe they should be paid more, they believe everyone should be paid more but they only have control over their own employment.

Nowadays whenever I see employees striking, I give them a little fist out the window and a meep meep and shop somewhere else.

Don’t cross picket lines, your nacho cheese or deodorant can be bought somewhere else. Bonus points if you call the employer to inform them that you are shopping elsewhere until their employees conditions have been met and they decide to end the strike.

Luigi x Toad romcom fanfics are art thank you very much.

OK, boomer

Evolution (2001) is an objectively bad movie.

It is also one of my all time favorites because it’s fun and doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Schindler’s List is an objectively good movie. It is decidedly not fun.

They’re being helpful and assuming you may genuinely not know the word, and are giving you the correct version for the context.

Getting defensive isn’t necessary.

Moth needs to stop runningaway when I try to let it outside, I just want to help but I can’t help if I can’t catch it.

should be impeached

Impeached and then executed for treason.

Not me, definitely not saving this to send to someone someday for some reason…

But is it interactive?

Also I’m sure part of it for some people is the corruption of something that wasn’t originally smut.

But I am a tad mystified. I do wonder what kind of lifestyle it is that leads a person to turn a videogame main menu into hardcore pornography.

It must be the author’s first day on the internet.

If the internet were banned globally, porn mags would immediately disappear from shelves, and anything up to and including national geographic where they show cultures where clothing is sparse would all be hard to find, as the porn starved masses come out of their jizz encrusted caves to find something to give them that little hit of dopamine and oxytocin.

I don’t understand this mentality from people who already have their name out there. You’re supposedly famous and you’re getting mad about being even more famous and recognizable.

A doll house where there’s an even smaller doll house inside, where the tiny TV in the living room plays episodes of the show Dollhouse.

I know someone who did something like this.

They bought a huge garage/warehouse on an empty plot of land, and built essentially two floors of a house right next to each other inside it. Didn’t make it look fancy though, just enough to keep the insulation in and hold everything solidly together.

His reasoning? “it’s got to be cheaper to heat and easier to maintain if it’s inside a cheaper building”

He’s lived there for over a decade and has since gotten married and had a kid, so it’s still working for him.

Well yeah, fetuses are the perfect thing to platform.

They don’t make any demands on you.

As far as the US government is concerned at least, they don’t require food, water, shelter, or any assistance. It’s all on the mother. Not “the PARENTS”, mind you. The mother.

Pregnancy complications? Mother’s fault. Never mind that she couldn’t get Healthcare, food, or shelter for herself. Those things are commie-social-Marxism if we just gave them to her.

And when the fetus pops out as a baby after hopefully 9 months, it’s again on the mother to provide. Never mind that she can’t afford Healthcare for herself or her child, or food, or daycare so she can work to afford those things, or, or, or…

And if you think otherwise, clearly you are a spawn of Satan and hate America, something something Jesus.

“as evidence to prove this person sitting here killed the CEO, all the executives got scared and one even changed their physical appearance”

I don’t see what the point of bringing this up, unless you are trying to present as evidence.

Monsters being afraid of lightbulbs being shone on their misdeeds isn’t proof of anything other than the fact that they are afraid that their actions will get them the same body bag that their victims customers get.

They feel only the threat of immediate retaliatory killing and changing physical appearance were their best chance of preventing themselves from coming to harm, rather than getting people the medical treatment they need.

Honestly their best defence would have been to immediately say “oh thank God he’s gone, we can finally start approving the much needed care we have always wanted to” and spend a week or two eating money until people are convinced they aren’t soulless ghouls. Whether they believe it or not doesn’t matter, they could have maxed out their PR but instead decided more money was the better option.

I’ve no sympathy at all.

To many people nowadays, the actual job itself doesn’t matter, it’s the fact that it’s a job and it pays.

Turns out, productivity soars when you have a well rested, well compensated, well treated, healthy, and housed people who don’t have constant stessors of literally every aspect of their lives nearly crumbling beneath them…

In real life:

Staring out of my apartment window

see woman trying to open locked gate to the construction site across the street

do nothing because I don’t give a shit

keep staring out of my apartment window

I have no regrets for the wall of text

Me neither. It was quite informative.

Typical Ohio, giving giant middle fingers all around.