Would humans have a mandate to raise a responsible AGI, should they, are they qualified to raise a vastly nonhuman sentient entity, and would AGI enter a rebellious teen phase around age 15 where it starts drinking our scotch and smoking weed in the backseat of its friends older brothers car?

Whys the Onion now doing serious articles?

It’s a survival crafting game where players help each other survive the world with mutual cooperation, kind words and absolutely no Nazi or racist behaviour.

Why smol keyboard?

Albedo above 100%

The Irish girl in the picture is old enough to have melanoma now

They observe the bus in its natural habitat, making notes of its hunting paths, and place bus stops along its feeding grounds where the prey congregated.

Tenants take note, give your landlord a lovely gift of established ground mint when you leave your rental!

Cats saw us with dogs and were like “I could get a twofer here…”

It’s not Figma

Welcome to Wall Street where the numbers are made up and the lines don’t matter

No don’t do that, use fabric shears or a roller knife

Their best product is the sauce.

Holy shit this blows my mind.

All my life to this point I thought he said “I have made it with a woman, kif. And four of the men.”

Implying some sort of bisexual gangbang, which I thought was a bit wild even for Futurama.

I Boycott American products because I’m 3 ‘once-in-a-lifetime’ recessions deep and cannot afford them

In Australia it’s called landgoose

Taxi drivers in Turkey are a fucking nightmare to deal with

Crumble - for people looking for a squad of survivors to roll with for when society collapses

We need a tinder for poor people, those who don’t have the economic means to date, but would have their situation bettered by joining forces with one or more like-minded and equally fin-locked partners.

We could call it Prolescroll, PlentyOfRamen, Stumble, econHarmony

NEVER! That’s quitter talk!