I see your boss battle, and raise you a Boss Wave.

I knew you were gonna say that…!

“Why would they cut down trees for tables, when they have perfectly good tummies to eat on?!”

Meow.

I got into an argument with my dad a couple days ago about this exact thing.

I was bitching that despite being given unlimited power, Biden just fucked off and let the carion eaters have their way with the corpse of America. His response? “It’s all Biden’s fault.” He’s being sarcastic and thinks he’s making fun of maga, but he’s right. This shit is Biden’s fault. And Garland’s, and all the other bitches in Blue. He actually thinks I’m defending fucking TRUMP when i point out Dems fuckups. He goes on and on about how politics isn’t a team sport, but then he engages in fucking tribalism, just like the magats.

It’s infuriating.

Complete non sequitur, but i knew someone about 20 years ago that referred to herself as Sara Tonin. Hope she’s doing ok.

Your perspective is very generous to Elon. “It’s a cheap part, why would they omit it? Probably it was some dumb kid working there”.

What’s the opposite of occam’s razor? The most convoluted, unbelievable answer full of assumptions is the correct one? Because it seems like rumba is operating from there.

You’re either taking to a fanboy or Elon on ket. You ain’t gettin’ through.

“They only paid me to say it once…”

Will he Ket o’ won’t he?

Do you realize that Gaza has been completely flattened under Kamala Harris?

I think you’ve got your flashcards mixed up, comrade. You meant “Genocide Joe.”

Words are hard, especially English with all the “yours” and “theres” but keep trying!

Not enough. Go on to do it four more times.

I think i found Mr Garrison’s online persona. How’s Mr Hat, haven’t seen him in a while?

I am honestly impressed at Trump’s unending ability to find new and impressive ways to inform the entire world of just how much of a tiny little bitch he is, day after day.

It’s fer me ma!

Seem? They’re filming this shit for no other reason than cruelty and online clout. It’s kicking people while they’re down. They’re actually worse than the Nazis now.

Wtf? I’ve never even heard of this thing. Might have to look into emulators, for curiosity sake.

Me neither. We’re so unlovable, even the bots stay away!

What is this, like, the opposite of occam’s razor? The least likely, most esoteric possible explanation is the true one?