If you think qualified immunity from Uncle Sam is good, just wait till you see a guy hopped up on qualified immunity from God

Street drugs are getting weirder and weirder

Florida and Ohio are basically the same thing. Insufferably boring hyper-conservative states with mid cities that are only redeemed by their amusement parks and Lebron James.

It makes sense they would produce similar types of crazy

The universe heard that guy complaining yesterday and said “hold my beer”

Idk if people are joking, but the carrier was taking fire, made a hard turn, and the jet was under tow at that moment. Since it wasnt secured it went over, thankfully not taking anybody with it

If it werent for our oligarch overlords, how would Katy Perry get to space?

Their students may not be the brightest, but they are renowned for their tenacity

Driving at the posted limit if everyone else is going 15-20 over can be incredibly dangerous. Which is why its legal to drive with the speed of traffic.

And it may be rare to see that situation in some places, but my local highway is often like that. I prefer to drive 5-10 over and no more, but if literally everyone else is driving 15-20 over then you really ought to not drive at the limit. If you do youll have people swerving around you at 20 over the limit.