my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first
This makes it sound a bit like he slipped on his peen
Which I found humorous. Because penis.
Speaking of gargantuan penises.
I swear to god in heaven that video is worth a minute of your time.
Summary of the article. " By the way I have a massive cock, it is just huge, biggest in the world. Did I say about my massive unit? It is really big…oh I slipped in the shower and broke my arm,…but let’s get back to the massive third leg I have going on. ,"
This dude has been in the news before, and again for some non-story, but thinly veiled trying to spread as much as possible exactly how long and thick his dong was. I mean good for him (or bad, many women’s vaginas won’t accommodate that), but he comes off as attention-seeker of the lowest order.
“Oops, I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong”
FWIW, that brand was specifically designed and marketed for average dicks to feel bigger. It’s their whole thing.
It’s a product within a brand, but it actually is larger. You can look up the dimensions if you want.
Not the “ummakshually” you thought it’d be.
are all the impressed comments in here from men lol
Men are silly. I have a friend with a gigantic penis (thickness and length) and he’s always very upfront about how terrible it is. It is difficult to find women that enjoy vaginal sex with a man his size and even when he does he has to be very careful to not go too deep as he could injure her. He can only wear boxer shorts, clothes are difficult to fit without looking indecent, and he always wears tights under his bathing suit.
This is a serious plot point in the novel The Godfather.
I’m packing 7.5", but skinny, and I used to hit bottom with every woman I had sex with. Fun to painful (for the woman) in an instant. A 14.5" schlong would be worse than useless.
he needs to find cooler pools.
Yeah had woman tell me that she dump a guy because his penis was to big. He tore her vagina and she bleed. She said that shit hurt. Having a huge penis isn’t always flex for women.
He might as well get into porn, but normal woman don’t want a dick that size.
This reminds me of the lady that played Elvira. She was a Vegas dancer as a young woman and actually lost her virginity to the singer Tom Jones. She said he was huge and completely tore her up to the point that she had to go to the ER afterwards. I’ll try to find the interview.
EDIT:
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/elvira-actress-sought-med_n_6317
Interview, hell she put in her book that I own and read all about their relationship. Everyone should read it. Yes that part was fucked up.
I first heard the story on the Howard Stern morning show as she was being interviewed back in the 90’s.
Great story! Had a roommate telling a story of his old roommate in college. This guy was said to be packing a full-sized hair-spray can.
My guy is doing his engineering homework when his roomie stumbles home from the bar with woman. They head straight to the bedroom, of course. After 5-minutes:
“Oh hell NO you’re not putting that thing in me!”
She went straight out the door, still pulling her clothes on.
Poor fella.
Yeah I heard lots of stories just like that. Also when she was telling that story, there was several other women in the room and they all agreed that they don’t want a gaint dick put in them. You see that shit in porn, but that shit isn’t normal.
#BigDickProblems
I’ve had an 11” before - like baby arm girth too. It’s absolutely physically taxing. Not just the “ouch” from cervix bumping but also there’s just something about big penises that make it feel like exercise. 9” is fun but it’s like I ran a marathon.
Medically verified by who? Seems like the only source of his claims is himself, kinda sus tbh. Might be a fake story.
But why would he lie about having a massive penis?
Jesus. They don’t make pants big enough for this guy.
Maybe JNCO
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“Man trips over giant cock and breaks arm” 🤣
Unrelated but this newspaper says:
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There’s people that are actually saying “hell yes! Send me ads on WhatsApp, here’s my phone number!” ???
Ever since I’ve personally heard “I like some of these ads”, I’ve lost faith in the masses
The world’s full of 'em, and many others, yep.
there’s people falling in love with chatgpt, or taking medical advice or therapy from it. I’d take someone who gives away their number to receive ads kind of idiot every day of the week over that kind.
Longer than the average forearm, that’s crazy. Wonder how girthy it is.
Can’t see feet girthy
Look at the photo of him standing. It’s visible through his pants, it doesn’t look thin.
True, and it must be flaccid unless he’s really into getting his photo taken.
I bet the casting from the museum is pictured somewhere online to find.
The world is full of men that can’t see their own feet in the shower!
Totally relatable. Swift recovery Matt. I’m also glad you found your best look at my enormous penis trousers for the news photoshoot.
My gf and her best friend and I were at a cafe in high school. Best friend’s bf was packing serious heat, and everyone knew it, kind of a school joke.
Gf: “OK. Seriously. How big is it?”
Her friend slaps a full can of AquaNet Extra Super Hold (in the pink can) on the table. (It was the 80s! Not like we had a banana for scale.)
“I… I’m not sure, not sure… I believe that… um…”
Gf: “How?!”
Best friend: “No idea, but it fits.”
…independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.
I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we’ll get to that later
Th
Is that flacid or erect length?
Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long
a museum in Iceland
a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum
Something tells me the author knew it didn’t need to be named. 😜
The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.
uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.
Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it’s against your teeth
do you not have your tongue against the teeth when saying T?
It’s pronounced like the “th” in “weather.”
Ok that is the most ridiculous explanation I have ever heard. Do you have to see your feet to know where they are? And how do large busted or pregnant women manage then?
Oof it must suck to be hung that big though. No balls deep in anyone, ever, and careful sex only.
Do people even focus on their body parts that much on the day-to-day? It seems like something that you wouldn’t think about usually.
When you have a 37cm pénis that’s probably all you can think about.
At that size, it better be paying the bills.
I promise it’s a real issue for women.
I have been pregnant but don’t remember falling down because I couldn’t see my feet! I do remember my belly knocking into doorways when I miscalculated though, since it keeps growing.
Keeps?! How? They didn’t cover that in Sex Ed. 😶
Well until the baby comes out, lol. The things I remember trying that were much harder with the constantly shifting weight distribution were roller skating and cartwheels. Bigger and bigger till the baby punches its way out of your abdomen (since in sex ed they probably didn’t cover that part either).
But seriously, if women can handle that constant change in weight distribution, I am sure a guy with a massive schlong can handle having it without falling over. Unless it has a mind of its own and gets tangled around his legs or something.
