Only 80 years ago, maths profs literally picketed calculators being allowed in schools. 🤓

Orange ya glad I didn’t say banana?

You assume I interact with people at parties?

That’s an odd way to spell “enables unfettered exploitation from the shareholders, et al”, but you’re the reliable news source, so 🤷🏼‍♂️🙃

Orange

Ooh, you’re fun at parties, no doubt

Yeah, millennia of oppression does wonders for your genetics favoring hypervigilance in your gender, down the line…

Heh. Y’all remember Lincoln Logs in front of the family radio set? 🦗

So, it still gives you cancer?

Ya gotta be able to skateboard through the server room.

That’s assuming the idiot in this isn’t the interviewee.

Not hired at all, but feedback added to database for said AI project that will envelop all roles therein.

Sweet summer child still thinks management isn’t just an RA for a warren on the brink of cannibalism.

You prefer another way?

A straw, obviously.

On a long enough timeline, all life becomes crabs., so at least there’s poetry in that doom.

Slut.

Try not to grab another moon on your way through the parking lot!

No mention of Ohio. Like it should be.