the symbols on the spotify and youtube logos are my favourite, i miss that kinda thing and especially how they’d be embossed on products, like the logo on sony ericsson phones.

it looks like some sort of dog-pig-goat hybrid, with long floppy ears that hug the head.

there’s also just the fact that everything’s so fucking samey nowadays, so things from the past look better simply because it’s novel to us.

it’s not snake oil, but it’s like buying horribly expensive infused oils

just fucking put a sprig of rosemary in a bottle of oil, it’s not that difficult to do it yourself and it will be hilariously cheaper

pulls out spectrometer and holds it up to your eye
“527 nm”
stuffs away spectrometer, turns on heels and walks away

good god nothing about this article makes me want to trust it even the least bit, that video at the top feels so AI-generated and sloppy…

fuuuuuuuuck offfff with this OOO GIANT EGGS OOOO MONSTERS OOO WHAT COULD THIS BE??? bullshit, i can tolerate some clickbait but we’re at a point where these articles look like students trying to hit a word quota.

if you ever black out and wake up to a headline in the news about a local hairdresser’s being spray painted solid lime green, know that you are among friends.

there’s a hairdresser near me called “här”, which means “here” but is pronounced basically the same as “hair”.

every time i see it a part of me withers and dies

i have no idea what you’re trying to say

i have great news: “male” is a mostly made up term that only applies to groups, what your ID says is just just decided by some medical staff when you were born and doesn’t actually have any bearing on how your body works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTjoct0jllw&pp=ygUJbW9ieSBkdWNr

i love how their open eyes imply that the birds know exactly what’s about to happen and they don’t look forward to it

no funny business until i put on the sex hat

i don’t feel like you need to “get” it, i know about radio shows like these but i’ve never actually heard them, and it’s still funny.

Maybe if you have no concept of such radio shows it won’t be funny, but even then i feel like you’d get it just from what’s shown, it’s basically just the previous incarnation of streamers.

heroic satire organization eases american hunger by feeding them onions

the beaverton, but yes

i mean even if you don’t know the reference it’s still clear what the joke is, “drill” and “hill” rhyme and “blueberry hill” very much sounds like something you’d sing about (i mean the beatles sang about “strawberry hill”)

people always say this but like, do you just think 50kg of fat is the same thing as 50kg of muscle?

i mean all the other ones are food items, and it says vinegar, so presumably that’s the acid in question