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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis

www.gloucestershirelive.co.uk

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Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penis

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fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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Matt, 41, from London had to cancel his holiday because of the injury
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    …independently measured at [37cm], and a cast of it has been included in a museum in Iceland.

    I have questions for Iceland; mostly about how to pronounce ð but we’ll get to that later

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      The fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound. You can hear it on the wiki below.

      https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eyjafjallajökull

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      Th

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      a museum in Iceland

      a museum? when it comes to phalluses i believe it is the museum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

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        Sigh… https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2c/Matt_Barr%2C_World's_Largest_Penis_Cast_on_Display.jpg/500px-Matt_Barr%2C_World's_Largest_Penis_Cast_on_Display.jpg

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        Something tells me the author knew it didn’t need to be named. 😜

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      It’s pronounced like the “th” in “weather.”

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      Is that flacid or erect length?

      Edit: its erect length. When flacid, it was 25cm long

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      uh, a 14er. Climbers everywhere, rejoice.

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      Like a T, but slide your tongue forward a little so it’s against your teeth

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        do you not have your tongue against the teeth when saying T?

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