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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago

Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen

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Microsoft Copilot AI’s official avatar looks like a blob of semen

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Tony Bark@pawb.social to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 27 days ago
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Microsoft Copilot has an avatar now! It’s a viscous pearly blob of liquid. That wobbles. And has facial expressions. I had to euphemise furiously on the YouTube version of this post — but for the b…
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    26 days ago

    1001156587 Never forget what they took from us!

    • dickalan@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      Eww are you a fucking Nazi

      • themakara@lemmy.world
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        26 days ago

        Nah, just someone who enjoys the humor in messing with multi-billion dollar company :'D

        • kerntucky@infosec.pub
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          I’m out of the loop. Who’s in the image?

          • themakara@lemmy.world
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            In 2016, Microsoft launched the chatbot “Tay” through Twitter. That’s it’s profile picture. Within 16 hours, trolls (mostly 4chan probably) had conditioned her to the point that Microsoft had to shut her down. The bot praised Hitler and posted all sorts of other offensive, controversial Tweets.

            Afterwards, a narrative was created that Microsoft “killed” Tay because they could not handle what the internet did to the “child” it had adopted. Thus taking her away from “us”.

            And since I just used the word “us” close to 4chan: No, never been, probably never will be. Just enjoying the chaos and drama of Microsoft taking a punch.

  • ptolemai@lemmy.world
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    26 days ago

    Little mascot from Oglaf

    • dwemthy@lemmy.world
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      26 days ago

      “I’m telling!” It yells while uploading screenshots of everything you do

  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz
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    26 days ago

    Is Oglaf the new Simpsons?

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    27 days ago

    That’s a bit of a stretch, isn’t it?

    • Tony Bark@pawb.socialOP
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      27 days ago

      You’re welcome to see for yourself: https://youtu.be/G3AfVni7t9A

      • Jackhammer_Joe@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        You can transform it to CLIPPY?! Okay, that’s actually a big plus for Copilot lol

      • halfapage@lemmy.world
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        27 days ago

        Yes, based on that. It’s not a thing that comes to mind.

      • MyTurtleSwimsUpsideDown@fedia.io
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        27 days ago

        Risky click of the day…

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    27 days ago

    What? That is a RIDICULOUS statement!

    A blob semen can actually be useful!

    • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      After all, every single one of us started as a blob of semen (and a single egg cell. Unless we consumed our twin in the womb or something.)

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    Seems like someone got hold of an early Rorschach test.

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    26 days ago

    Not really but ok

  • MrFinnbean@lemmy.world
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    27 days ago

    People here need to touch grass. Not every white blob is cum.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      25 days ago

      exactly. semen come in a variety of colors from clear to red or yellow, and sometimes green.

      • cheese_greater@lemmy.world
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        If you eat a ton of grass, does it make your semen green?

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          25 days ago

          no, but if you smoke some grass and sleep with a bunch of hookers it might.

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    27 days ago

    Should have retroed Clippy. They probably would have got a few percent bump just from nostalgia.

    • YourMomsTrashman@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      They did

      • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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        27 days ago

        There went my theory. It was a bump, and then a flat tire.

    • Cort@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      Right up until people started remembering why they hated him in the first place.

      Like, it’s been 25 years and this dumb fuck still don’t know how to mind his own damn business

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    27 days ago

    “You will be friends with the floating jizz was and you will thank us for it, or else.”

    -Microsoft, allegedly.

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    27 days ago

    Well, since every modern tech logo looks like a butthole (https://velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-buttholes), this is coherent

    • TheGreyGhost@lemmy.ml
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      27 days ago

      I can’t unsee it!

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    Doesn’t look like a butthole for once I guess

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    27 days ago

    I love to shit on Microsoft and their AI push, but I also think it looks more like a drop of water than sperm. That being said, their comment about how “the desktop has become a billboard” is extremely on point. Fuck copilot, fuck AI, fuck Microsoft

    • LiveLM@lemmy.zip
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      Well, making it a drop of water is almost worse with the whole boiling oceans thing

    • Etterra@discuss.online
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      Nope, that’s Zero-G jizz because Microsoft.

    • halfapage@lemmy.world
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      27 days ago

      Oh man, the desktop sure looks like a billboard… Let’s slap a mascot on it, it’s gonna help!

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      26 days ago

      water is clear, semen is transluscent at best which is the pic.

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    For me it’s a marshmallow. To each their own xD

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    27 days ago

    They had a real opportunity and missed it

    • Tony Bark@pawb.socialOP
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      27 days ago

      That was such an insane episode. XD

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        David and Catherine have such amazing chemistry. Probably my favorite series of NuWho

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          Too bad they changed the writer and ruined the series.

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            Oh yeah, sorry, I meant season. Season 4 with David and Katherine. Every episode landed (imo) and they bounced off each other like mad. And Donna not having a massive crush on the Doctor was also refreshing. “Too skinny”, lol

            Fully agree that the show quality has been spotty at best. Which writer/showrunner do you think started the decline? Moffat had a good run with Matt Smith (although I hate what he did with the Weeping Angels, for creative reasons. For that matter, Russell Davies wrote Love and Monsters and that one is definitely on my skip list.) I think Peter Capaldi got shafted tho. Such a waste of talent

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