Rules of Nature (docs)

That’s a shock. And although changing my behavior won’t be easy, I am DETERMINED to avoid anything that might make me live longer.

We’ll need a hundred men or more.

If you see blood in your stool, or if it’s dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it’s best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

What on earth was the second image in that listing?

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

It’s a parody of the long-running (and terrible, in my opinion) daily comic “The Lockhorns.” It seems I’ve fallen afoul of Poe’s Law.

Whether it’s funny as parody is up to personal taste, but I can at least confirm that it is intended in that spirit of parody and satire.