I believe it. I call their god the Tyrant for a reason after all.

I had a portable hard drive. I think I still have it somewhere.

Florida’s new State motto is “The Most Cruelty Under the Sun”

So what this suggests to me is that zoomers are so up their own cell phones that they never bothered to learn how to use pepper computers. That almost funny. Mocking laughter is warring with weary head shaking in me.

Reminds me of when the colors purange and grurple disappeared back in the late 80s. Life hasn’t been the same since. And didn’t get me started on when bludini vanished.

For the meme, probably.

Ranch on a pizza is fuckin heresy, you monster.

That’s because they didn’t go to Paris to experience Paris. They went to Paris so they could brag to everyone back home that they went to Paris, and then use that to reinforce their superiority complex.

I’m other words, they’re useless assholes.

That would explain the goddamn fork.

If you’re putting Ranch on your pizza then you deserve your suffering.

It’s consistent within their own headcannon. If you believe the world will end in 10 years, you’re going to do things to prepare for that short term timeline to ensure your own survival, place in the afterlife, standard of living, or whatever. Although if there is an afterlife, these assholes ain’t going to the good one lol.

They have zero interest in long-term planning and helping others. Well, Elon might have some, the way he’s Nazi-tier obsessed with reproduction quality and quantity.

But in their minds, why bother taking care of Earth when it’ll be ashes one way or another within their lifetimes? It’s sociopathic and cruel, but they’re so detached that they can’t even comprehend how disconnected they actually are.

Only if you’re racist though.

Do they still charge by the word? Character? Whatever? Because that’s funny lol. If papers still mattered that would have cost them a fortune.

I’m so glad I never tried any of these DNA services. For exactly this reason.

I hate to break it too all the vegans out there but every human suggests millions of microbes every day. If they REALLY want to practice what they preach then they’d exterminate their entire gut biome so they wouldn’t suggest any more microorganisms. A course of antibiotics, chemotherapy, and radiation should do the job.

Right, it’s not like I literally need that money to pay my rent or anything.

Okay Grandpa, I know you mean well, but real talk? Fuck off. You’re not helping. And go drown Hilary in the bathroom while you’re at it.

Yep, they’re saying the quiet part out loud now.