A lot of people are some combination of lazy, stupid, ignorant, and/or indifferent.

It works by doing all the hard work while John Deere screws you over even harder than Monsanto.

Ah yes, the American "educational’ industrial complex, I know it well. It’s also fond of literally leaving behind and moving on from and kids who are struggling, like happened to me in math. Then I got in trouble because my abusive, alcoholic mother thought I was slacking off. Therapy is your friend. So are antidepressants to keep me from killing myself, but that’s only tangentially related.

Clown college.

No, seriously.

Trump doesn’t listen to your prayers, fuckheads.

Except he declared war on California instead. Then he bombed it’s but that wasn’t what anyone but Faux News would call a war.

If we really were to be in the Matrix that’s fine, but could I maybe ask for some better living conditions? Maybe be able to actually afford things without constant worry and anxiety over whether I can pay the rent.

If I’d known that inevitable death was that easy I’d have put shit off even sooner.

I’d feel better that we (Americans) don’t have a monopoly of fascism if the topic wasn’t goddamn fascism.

5. It’s my lifelong default.

He likely blacked out from the whiplash. I hope he got checked out at the hospital. Soft tissue injury can take a few days to register, especially whiplash.

Yeah no joke, wear your goddamn safety harness. That guy looks like he got hella whiplash.

I’m a proponent of the Rare Intelligence Hypothesis for the Fermi Paradox, amount with this. I suspect common Great Filters include of the problem is the amount of heavier elements in sufficient quantities not being high enough, especially phosphorous which is still fairly rare in most parts of the galaxy; waterbound intelligence unable to utilize fire for metal refining and other purposes; heavier gravity making rockets impossible and even mass-driver gravity well escapes difficult; the fact that advanced intelligence is a really rare even after 4 billion years on earth and has so far only produced 1 lasting advanced tool using species that has passed into the stone age, much less past it; and cyclically self-destructing civilizations that ultimately burn through the resources necessary to escape the planet in any meaningful way.

Cyclical self-destruction is basically reaching nuclear war or other planetary deviation tech, loosing a few centuries or millennia of progress, rinse and repeat until you can’t leave the planet. I lump anthropic climate catastrophe in there. Hard to get the population and tech up to space-age when you’ve made 90% of your planet uninhabitable.

So, Elon, you said that you totally legit play PoE 2, but you also said you didn’t use computers. So which is it?

Which is it, Elon?

Cool story William Shatner.

Yeah I don’t believe their cover story.

Well I can’t afford a replacement for my busted computer, so here I am on my fuckin phone.

NGL at first I thought it was a shitty Halloween mask of a giant alien grasshopper head.

I wish I didn’t know what words are.