Chrono Trigger, the villain for much of the story becomes a playable character. Really solid party member though

Yep. “We want more people to watch Shorts” -> A/B test cramming more into the home screen -> “More people watched Shorts with X change, roll it out to everyone” -> “What’s the next idea to get more people to watch Shorts?”
Someone gets the idea that more views on Shorts is what they need and start optimizing for it. On and on until another metric becomes more important and they optimize for that.

Did you use the hole as the bowl? Where did you inhale from, the charger port? Or do you just shove most of the phone into your mouth and hope for the best?

I want to smoke through my computer.

At my workplace eng management won’t shut up about AI and vibe coding.

It’s kind of practical when standing or walking slowly, like at a fair. Since it’s got a shoulder strap I don’t have to hold it all the time. But you can’t set it down with anything in it. Cleaning is a little awkward but not terrible, give it a good soak and use a bottle brush to get all the way down.
It is fun to drink out of a horn though

This comment made me look up at my drinking horn hanging on the wall among Ren faire weapons and shield…

I prefer non-euclidean sex cults

Mr. Ed was a TV show about a talking horse. Horses were, or maybe still are, used to make glue. From their hooves I think. Wilbur was the human owner/friend of the horse.