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”Maybe next time Trump wants to celebrate himself with an ostentatious display of military hardware, he should hire a consultant who knows how to produce this kind of show:”
This is a good choice. I hear this dude is strapped for cash, so Donny can probably get him for cheap.
It would have been cheaper to fly Donnie to North Korea and pay the North Koreans to give him a big huge parade in his honor.
Would have been more interesting if it ended like Anwar sadat’s military parade.
TIL that Egyptian Islamic Jihad (who assassinated Sadat) merged with Al Qaeda in June 2001. And that Ayman al Zawahiri, one of the main orchestrators of 9/11 and bin Laden’s #2, come to Al Qaeda from Egyptian Islamic Jihad.
Now that’s a rare reference
It was an excruciatingly boring slog. Melania fell asleep. Shit, Trump fell asleep. You know you’ve created a snooze fest when the most alert-looking dude in the audience is Pete Hegseth.
Excellent.
Except that it cost taxpayers millions
Don’t worry, we saved at most $2 million by letting US AID food rot.
That’s cause Pete did an 8-ball and a case of Coors Light™ beforehand
the photo and caption are perfect
I came.
Came in my pants at how bad it was
Real headline: White House slams ‘utter failure’ of anti-Trump protests as America celebrates Army’s historic milestone
Kim: See, Donald, the trick is that you need to threaten people who don’t show up with death.
Trial run in LA already
And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.
I didn’t bother looking up much about the parade, far more interesting things were going on yesterday. But I did see that one snippet of video where that one old WWII tank is driving past the mostly-empty bleacher in near total silence except for the “squeak-a squeak-a squeak-a squeak” of the tank’s treads, and that was just perfect. I don’t need to see any more.
