Strong chance op is a millennial who grew up reading Harry Potter.

Something something spectrum?

Unironically women are better at dealing with being sick due to hormones. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3013263/#%3A~%3Atext=Generally%2C+men+are+more+vulnerable%2C%2C+kidney+disease%2C+and+atherosclerosis.

Biology’s wild

I mean in theory you can pickle yourself for like $200. If you’re looking for option c

We’re not all ancaps

Do you guys have aim?

When you’re in a restaurant and your server accidentally dumps the entire tray of food in your lap, would you prefer them to apologize or just stare at you because you already know what the problem is. Clearly you requested food to be delivered to your table and it didn’t make it there.

To reiterate, they are not my logs. It’s not my server. It’s a server that the customer is renting and not maintaining and we’re not going to purge their data unless they ask not all logs rotate. Mostly error_log files in garbage wp sites

LMFAO. I probably have to truncate at least five error log files a week on various vps servers at my company because they fill the SSD and crash the OS. We rent servers we don’t dev them for our cx.

Largest error file I’ve seen so far is 32 GB

Site owners are normally clueless. Site developers normally can’t give a single fuck and systems administrators like me. Get to pick up the pieces and tell them to tell their Deb to fix it and then we pick it up again and tell them to tell their Dev to fix it let me know when you sense a pattern

I understand sir. Clearly you’re losing millions of dollars in revenue on the site that you barely pay us anything for as it’s our smallest most discounted plan. I can see the site has only recorded a few hundred hits per month mostly bot crawlers. It is clear to me this is a matter of life and death requiring my full attention and bandwidth of thought. Indeed a fool. I would be if I did not escalate you directly to my boss’s boss’s boss to get you the best service possible for your DNS issue.

Cx. Urgently please do the needful. Website broken to fix. Urgent please

Me. Really the website? Which one? on which server? What was the error?

Cx domain.tld.cc

Me sir that’s a dns error you let your domain registration lapse and now you have no dns

Cx fix now

Me …

With all love and respect I work in IT you don’t need to preach to the choir.

Wouldn’t that technically be hardware?