Frankly, I don’t even really mind if they’re not riddled with micro transactions, and there’s a solid selection of indie and older games that cost less to choose from.

Aren’t the physical versions just a key you plug in that let’s you download the game?

Guys really live in apartments like this and don’t see any issue.

That wall could fit so many more Colin Farrell posters.

They should be grateful: receiving due process at all is no longer a right these days.

For once, the Onion is behind the times: They ignore due process for these things now.

This is why The Onion is America’s most trustworthy new source.

As if the billionaire would do the dancing himself.

Hwo dumb do you have to be to mess up the “I have a black friend” defense?

My doctor told me “You need to stop masturbating.” “Why?” “Because I’m trying to give you an exam.”

No, more racism!