One of them better bring the toilet paper.

And through a kid straw

I believe it’s referring to how no one gives a shit about Pride once June ends.

Uncanny resemblance.

Unless that’s his entire CV because at 22 yo, because what could he have done to merit such a critical role in the government?

All work dignifies but not all work prepares you for nation impacting decisions.

This description just turned me on.

And give them an extra slice of bread if they cry from the shear “joy” of being near you.

If you can get into a billionaires throat, that’s extra points.

Beelionaire

She had access to creams, ointments and fragrances and good sleep. She also kept ugly ass lady servants to keep the contrast in her favor.

Clev-AH

The first bottle, IIRC.

And even faster if you pour it into a glass like a decent human versus drinking straight from the bottle like my mom would say, “a goddam animal like your father”.

It tastes like the other bottles. They’re identical.

Looks like the artist is actually closer to those three points.

She keeps that copy near the toilet so that she has a light read on hand for those post-Taco Bell sweat inducing shits.

Seems to unsophisticated for a space traveling being. The artist is anthropomorphizing a bit, like what happened to him in 3rd grade.