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“I don’t have a hot dog in this bun” - me to the Costco worker.

I always buy stocks at their lowest and sell at their highest. Haven’t lost money with that method yet.

If Zeus meant for us to wear clothes we would have been born wearing a toga.

You just have to smell worse than the skunk and they will see you as the alpha. So I recommend to quit bathing and eat a lot of fermented fish to start. Get creative and work on your own master stink.

I think it was 14 at once

We spend around $200/week for 3 people and cook every meal. Comes to about $3/meal/person. Pretty much just some meat, beans, pasta, veggies, fruit and my kid’s snacks.

Cats have healthy self-esteem and don’t need your praise but also don’t stop or they will bite you.

I do like these bars but breaking it into pieces without a mess is difficult. I’ve had to resort to putting the entire thing in my mouth and waiting for it to melt down my throat.