BREAKING: Traffic messy as Cybertrucks begin breaking down along nation’s highways
Bits of stained stainless steel everywhere.
And unidentified charred remains…
cybertruck forming a blockade by breaking down around trump.
Streets littered with blown up cyber trucks. Government may soon be aware of the revolt and launch a counteroffensive.
No need. They will self-destruct in 5…4…3…
the charcuterie panels are flying everywhere slicing things as they go.
Oh we’re doing Elon Prigozhin crossovers now? :D
Let’s see if it ends in this then
What’s that he’s pointing at, a drone?
a missile headed his way. you’re looking at it head-on, with black stabilizers, and the white tail is the smoke trail from being launched from the ground
what the hell is the red blob sticking out from the side then? If you’re looking at it head on it can’t be the thruster…
The rocket plume. It’s cartoonized
No that would be obstructed by the rocket body in a head-on front view, definitely not sticking out at a 90 degree angle like that
Original for context… Yes, it’s supposed to be a missile
Flying haemorrhoid ring?
Looks like a bird strike headline in progress
Prigozhin joke.
The hotel is fine
The truck blew up before it could reach the tower.
There was some dirt on the road, making the cybertuck uncontrollable.
We’re going to need a lot of tow trucks.
Miles of the most angry archetype of white dads broken down waiting for the same single Tesla charger within 50 miles. I wonder if it’ll hit harder if there’s no engine bay to pretend they’re working on while the tow truck is on the way?
Muskitos?
I wonder how far a Cybertruck could travel on the electricity it took to generate that A.I. image.
I’m joking. It’d break down before it got that far.
They haven’t sold enough Incel Caminos to even make a convoy
Muskites
Muskovites?
Morons works for me. ‘Gullible Twats’ if I’m being generous.
Musk rats
Hegseeeeeeeeeeeeth!
Musktitties
What a horrible mental image you’ve given me
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I hate you
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I’m from Kentucky!
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Fuck you I looked again
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This is what happens to your body when you obtain infinite resources and have zero mental discipline.
Not shown: pants pissing and chemical-induced schizophrenia.
A bunch of gravy team J6ers versus a bunch of soyboy J6ers. Let’s go.
AI slop!
