you’d use something like “person” to replace “guy” since “guy” is not a pronoun like he/she/they.

I mean, it’s just a joke

this is just for online discourse and has no bearings on spoken vulgarity

also monkeys and apes are very different. not only did we not evolve “from” any extant species, it most certainly was not monkeys.

there are two kinds of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

I like these pirate ones